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previously on Dumbgeons and Dragons.

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The demon gates are opening.

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He knows I'm here.

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Who knows you're here?

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Orcus.

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No, no, you guys, Orcus. He's like the prince of the undead.

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Demon Lord lives in the abyss where all the demons live.

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Didn't you ever hear scary stories about him when you were a kid?

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It sounds abysmal.

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What's cooking good looking?

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The figure straightens up and takes a step back and turns around.

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And you are staring into a mirror.

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Well, I wasn't wrong with the good looking part.

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When you are hit from behind.

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Chef Sully's in the house.

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I like this Chef Sully idea.

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Yeah, I want to see where Chef Sully takes us.

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I'm finding all kinds of stuff.

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Well, I mean, I recognize pretty much everything else in here,

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but this one, I don't, I don't know what this one is.

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You don't know if you're going to be allergic to it until you put it in your mouth.

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Yeah, that's not usually how I like to find that out.

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Really, I think you should just try it.

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What's Glim doing?

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Just eating, observing this conversation.

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If Demon Gates are opening, that could spell disaster for everyone.

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Disaster's a middle name.

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Welcome to Dumbgeons and Dragons.

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We're a D&D fifth edition actual play podcast,

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and I'm your Dungeon Master Russ More.

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And with me today is Karla Maxted.

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That is me.

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I play Glim, a dragonborn pAlydin.

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And Amy More.

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I'm, I'm Sullivan Slate.

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I've just embodied this character now.

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A lightfoot halfling rogue.

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And Tom Laird.

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Yup.

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I play Moot, a four-quile magic sorcerer.

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What's going on with everybody?

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I don't know, Russ.

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It's midway through November.

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It's very busy.

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It's almost Thanksgiving in America.

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So I guess enjoy your Thanksgiving festivities leading up to,

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we'll have another episode before then.

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I don't know what we're talking about.

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Why are we trying to do an intro?

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We never do this.

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Yeah, this is very confusing.

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You know, we usually talk about something,

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and where we talk about things

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that we actually know what's going on

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is over on Patreon.

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Patreon.com slash dumb dragoncast.

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Well, we sometimes know what's going on.

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Most of the time we know what's going on.

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At least one of us knows what's going on.

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Some of the time.

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That's 25% of the time.

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That's right.

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That's how math works.

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And when you are a patron,

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you get an episode dedicated to you.

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Like today's patron, Coo underscore 101.

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Mysterious Coo, I like it.

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I like the username.

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Thank you, Coo underscore 101.

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You're the best.

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Well, we are a 100 level course.

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So that makes sense.

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Hold on.

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Coo COO?

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Yeah.

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Then maybe when you say it,

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it's just supposed to be like.

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Or what if they're the cheap operating officer of something?

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Or it's like Tom said,

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the first level course to becoming a COO.

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That's the kind of high profile,

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very intelligent people that listen to this podcast.

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That's right.

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Hell yeah.

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And if you're here, you already knew that.

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That's true.

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So thank you, Coo.

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Anyways, thank you, Coo.

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Thanks, Coo.

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Fuck it.

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Let's play D&D.

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Previously, you had some omelets.

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You talked about some Demon Gates.

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And now it's a little bit later in the day.

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Glim, you're.

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Feeling great.

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Feeling great.

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What are you doing?

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Just making sure I'm feeling great.

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Feel totally fine.

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Eggs are a really good source of protein and energy.

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Well, if you're going to save the world,

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you got to be feeling great.

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I had that baguette.

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I mean, I'm ready.

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I guess, I mean, we didn't mention it.

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So I guess maybe I missed my Zumba class this morning.

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I guess I didn't show up to teach it

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because we kind of slept in

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because we were doing our rotated sleeps.

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And then we had that big breakfast.

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And then I was talking to the priestess.

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So there's a few people who kind of found you

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a little bit later in the day.

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And they're like, did we miss a memo?

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Was there supposed to be a class this morning?

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Oh, I'm so sorry.

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I try and do it almost all the time.

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I just had a late night and some weird stuff.

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And then, you know, my friend made me breakfast

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and I'm sorry, I'll be back.

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And, you know, I can talk more about Bahamut tomorrow morning.

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Maybe come find me tomorrow morning.

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Oh, OK.

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I'm kind of busy tomorrow morning.

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Well, whatever morning.

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I'll be there unless I'm off on an adventure.

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Oh, you go on adventures?

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Sometimes.

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Once we went to this haunted windmill.

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Oh, that sounds spooky.

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It was spooky.

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Gather around, townsfolk.

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And let me tell you about the time

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we went to the haunted windmill.

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Et cetera, et cetera.

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A plane drive goes overhead

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as I finish telling them about our adventure.

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Or sorry.

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No, that's anachronistic.

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A loud wagon rolls by the wheels

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as I tell them the rest of this story

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because we already all know about it.

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That's right.

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Sully, Moot, and Hillop, where are you?

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As Glim was ambushed by her Zumba fans.

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What time is it?

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I pictured it kind of later in the day.

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Oh, yeah.

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Maybe go, you know, walk around the docks.

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Are you looking for the sewer ducks?

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I want to walk around the docks.

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I don't just want to wander among ducks.

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But they were in the dock lands or the dock...

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They were in the dock ward.

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The dock ward.

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So we are out here just trying to find

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adventure and clues for the...

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Do you think the demon gates are down by the docks?

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No, man.

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I just kind of figured that we do so much

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of our adventuring at night like daytime.

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This is my time.

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Maybe I just want to go for a nice walk.

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I mean, that sounds good.

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So who invited you?

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I don't even know.

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Oh, was I not supposed to be invited?

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Well, no, I guess you could come along.

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Better just saying.

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Okay.

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I mean, Moot invited me.

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He said, hey, we're going for a walk.

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And I said, cool, bro.

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I got a chance to get some more sweet baked goods.

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And we thought maybe we'd swing by

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the stars and the moon or the moon and stars.

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The moon and stars bakery.

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Sun and stars bakery.

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Got it.

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Nailed it.

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Actually, what Moot said was

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you were welcome to accompany Sully on a walk

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while he went to the library to look up orcas.

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I volunteered Sully to...

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Where did Moot go?

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He ducked out a little while ago.

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I can't believe he left me alone with you.

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Where does Moot go?

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Moot goes to the library.

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Moot's very Estudious.

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Estudious?

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That's not the word I have heard.

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It's Studious.

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Can you say Stu?

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Well, I can, but he's not in a studio.

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That just doesn't even make any sense.

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All right.

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Well, I mean, do we want to go find him?

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See what he's up to?

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Maybe he's got some sweet hints.

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Yeah, we can find some picture books for you.

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Oh, I like the picture books.

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We cut to the library.

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Moot, you make it to the library,

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which probably has a name.

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I would assume as much.

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Waterdeep's Library.

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Ooh, solid.

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Library of Waterdeep.

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Waterdeep?

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Waterdavian Library?

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Waterdavian Library.

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That's the one we'll go with.

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That's what you are from when you're from Waterdeep,

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is you're a Waterdavian.

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Now you know.

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You pull up and what are you doing?

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You pull up?

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They see me rolling.

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Big Cadillac, spinning rims.

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And like, what's this when it jumps up and down?

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The hydraulics?

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It's fucking rad.

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I can't believe we've been walking.

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Bucket seats.

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Why has Moot shared this bitchin' ride with us before?

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Sorry, guys, this is a Moot-only vehicle.

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It's a one-seater.

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Only to library trips.

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It's the library shuttle.

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David picked him up.

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It's the Waterdeep Library shuttle.

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It's the bookmobile.

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I feel like there's something weird going on

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with the accounting at the library

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that's publicly funded, but I mean.

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Neither here nor there.

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However you get kids into the library,

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you know what I mean?

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Right, it's all about hooking them early.

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Yeah, if you have to kidnap them

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and throw them in the trunk of your awesome car.

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I mean, whatever works.

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It's a real Nosferatu vibe we got going on here.

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I'm an educator.

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I head up to the front desk

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and gently tap the librarian

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that's working away on something on the shoulder.

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Say, oh, hi, I didn't want to disturb you,

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but I needed a little help.

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The individual stands up and turns around

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and they're a warforged.

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They have a different mix of humanoid

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and metal metallic arms.

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And they turn around and look down at you

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because they're quite tall.

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I'll probably push in six and a half feet

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and looks down at you and says, yes.

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Yeah, I was wondering if you had any books on orcas,

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maybe any like histories

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or like a dummies guide to sort of thing.

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We do have information on all of the Demon Lords.

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Oh, there's more than the one.

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Yeah, yes, yes, sir.

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There are.

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Oh, boy, I'm going to have a lot of reading to do, aren't I?

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Well, if you are reading about all of them, yes.

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00:10:22,560 --> 00:10:25,759
Yes, you will have plenty of reading to do,

272
00:10:25,759 --> 00:10:28,240
but you would like to start with orcas, yes?

273
00:10:28,879 --> 00:10:31,440
Yeah, I mean, I thought he was the only one.

274
00:10:31,440 --> 00:10:34,159
So yeah, let's start there and I'll branch out if need be.

275
00:10:34,159 --> 00:10:36,639
He's not even the worst one, but.

276
00:10:36,639 --> 00:10:37,200
Oh, good.

277
00:10:39,039 --> 00:10:43,600
But yes, he leads you to a back section of the library

278
00:10:43,600 --> 00:10:48,560
and to a section titled The Abyss.

279
00:10:49,519 --> 00:10:53,039
What languages do you speak and are you able to read?

280
00:10:53,039 --> 00:11:01,839
I am able to read and speak Common, Dwarvish, Orc,

281
00:11:02,639 --> 00:11:05,679
and I can read Gnomish, but I'm not very good at speaking it.

282
00:11:06,719 --> 00:11:09,679
Most of our texts are written in Infernal.

283
00:11:10,319 --> 00:11:13,919
Various devils have put together different stories and books

284
00:11:13,919 --> 00:11:16,799
on the Abyss and the Nine Hells.

285
00:11:16,799 --> 00:11:19,279
We do have some translated into Common,

286
00:11:19,279 --> 00:11:23,919
and I could direct you to those right here.

287
00:11:23,919 --> 00:11:26,319
He picks one book up and hands it to you.

288
00:11:26,319 --> 00:11:31,279
He says this should have some information on Demon Lord Orcus.

289
00:11:32,959 --> 00:11:33,439
Perfect.

290
00:11:33,439 --> 00:11:34,559
Thank you so much.

291
00:11:34,559 --> 00:11:38,000
If you can think of any other books, you just please let me know.

292
00:11:38,559 --> 00:11:41,919
I will spend my entire day thinking about it.

293
00:11:42,639 --> 00:11:45,519
Oh, wow, that's more than I could ever have hoped for.

294
00:11:45,519 --> 00:11:46,159
Thank you so much.

295
00:11:46,159 --> 00:11:47,679
It is a slow day here.

296
00:11:48,320 --> 00:11:53,280
So I shall look for more books that you can read with the languages that you have.

297
00:11:54,560 --> 00:11:55,680
Picture books, maybe.

298
00:11:56,480 --> 00:12:00,960
Yeah, I mean, I'm always up for anything animated if need be,

299
00:12:00,960 --> 00:12:03,680
but thank you so much for looking into this for me.

300
00:12:03,680 --> 00:12:08,320
Of course, and your name was when I find them so that I can direct you personally.

301
00:12:09,120 --> 00:12:10,000
Oh, Moot.

302
00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:10,800
My name is Moot.

303
00:12:11,520 --> 00:12:12,800
Pleasure to meet you, Moot.

304
00:12:13,680 --> 00:12:14,800
What's your name?

305
00:12:14,800 --> 00:12:15,600
My name is Book.

306
00:12:16,560 --> 00:12:17,759
Your name is Book?

307
00:12:17,759 --> 00:12:18,240
Yes.

308
00:12:18,240 --> 00:12:19,759
That's really easy to remember.

309
00:12:19,759 --> 00:12:22,800
It was a calling that I had, and thus I am here.

310
00:12:22,800 --> 00:12:24,320
All right, Book.

311
00:12:24,320 --> 00:12:30,159
I look forward to reading this book and talking more to that book.

312
00:12:33,040 --> 00:12:33,519
Perfect.

313
00:12:35,120 --> 00:12:38,560
Can I have arrived at the library now that I've finished?

314
00:12:38,560 --> 00:12:42,160
I got distracted by some chatting with the Zumba folks,

315
00:12:42,160 --> 00:12:44,960
but I knew my friend was going there.

316
00:12:44,960 --> 00:12:45,519
Absolutely.

317
00:12:46,639 --> 00:12:47,360
Glim pulls up.

318
00:12:48,960 --> 00:12:50,160
Also in a fly ride?

319
00:12:50,160 --> 00:12:51,120
Moot's just the one.

320
00:12:51,120 --> 00:12:52,960
It's just that, you know, it's the shuttle.

321
00:12:52,960 --> 00:13:01,759
Glim arrives in a casual fashion, and yeah, you're at the library.

322
00:13:02,560 --> 00:13:03,759
Moot, you've been there for a little while.

323
00:13:03,759 --> 00:13:07,759
And do I see Moot or do I just see the library?

324
00:13:07,759 --> 00:13:10,879
You walk in and you don't see Moot directly.

325
00:13:10,879 --> 00:13:13,440
It's a large, large library.

326
00:13:13,440 --> 00:13:17,600
You walk in and there is a tall warforge standing at the desk.

327
00:13:19,440 --> 00:13:19,920
Hello.

328
00:13:19,920 --> 00:13:20,960
Hello, friend.

329
00:13:20,960 --> 00:13:21,440
Good day.

330
00:13:22,240 --> 00:13:27,760
I'm looking for my friend Moot, and I'm wondering if you have seen him.

331
00:13:29,280 --> 00:13:31,920
Yes, the one looking into the Demon Lords,

332
00:13:31,920 --> 00:13:36,080
but can't speak the languages that most of the books are written in.

333
00:13:36,080 --> 00:13:38,480
Oh, that is troublesome.

334
00:13:38,480 --> 00:13:40,800
Yeah, we want to learn more about Orcus.

335
00:13:41,280 --> 00:13:47,440
Um, I mean, I have Common, of course, and then Draconic and Halfling.

336
00:13:48,240 --> 00:13:50,640
Anything, anything there?

337
00:13:52,240 --> 00:13:55,520
I shall spend the rest of my day looking for books

338
00:13:56,160 --> 00:14:00,720
that will fit those languages in the subjects that you so desire.

339
00:14:00,720 --> 00:14:03,680
Oh, well, that's very generous of you.

340
00:14:03,680 --> 00:14:06,160
Can you point me in the direction of Moot?

341
00:14:06,719 --> 00:14:12,959
He waves his hand off to his left and back and he's like back through there.

342
00:14:14,079 --> 00:14:18,319
Follow the torches and he should be unless he has relocated.

343
00:14:18,319 --> 00:14:19,360
He should be back there.

344
00:14:20,240 --> 00:14:21,199
Thank you so much.

345
00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:24,399
So I'm going to go find Moot and see what he's learned.

346
00:14:25,839 --> 00:14:27,679
Yeah, Moot is sitting there reading books.

347
00:14:27,679 --> 00:14:32,319
He's got his crab claw mage hand summoned

348
00:14:32,319 --> 00:14:35,360
and is holding the book out in front of him.

349
00:14:35,360 --> 00:14:40,159
So he doesn't need to like keep reaching up to turn pages that crab claw to do it for him.

350
00:14:42,480 --> 00:14:44,320
Moot, how how's it going?

351
00:14:44,320 --> 00:14:46,159
Is there any good research?

352
00:14:46,159 --> 00:14:53,279
Like, is there a like how to DIY kill Demon Lord or?

353
00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:58,000
I haven't come up with anything like that yet.

354
00:14:58,000 --> 00:15:01,600
There's been some kind of like history type stuff, you know,

355
00:15:01,600 --> 00:15:06,080
some real beginner stuff about where demons come from and things.

356
00:15:06,080 --> 00:15:09,680
But yeah, I haven't even really got to the orcas specific stuff yet.

357
00:15:10,960 --> 00:15:17,920
It's too bad we don't speak the demon language because that'd probably be pretty helpful.

358
00:15:18,560 --> 00:15:21,519
Yeah, it seems like there'd probably be a little more information to

359
00:15:22,560 --> 00:15:23,840
dig into with that one.

360
00:15:25,600 --> 00:15:28,800
Well, I mean, I'm happy to start reading through any

361
00:15:28,800 --> 00:15:31,920
you've got that I you haven't you haven't started yet.

362
00:15:34,160 --> 00:15:36,000
Sure, I will.

363
00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:37,120
I'll hand you this one.

364
00:15:38,160 --> 00:15:42,320
So, Tom, I just sent you some information that you can find in your next reading here.

365
00:15:42,880 --> 00:15:43,520
I see that.

366
00:15:45,280 --> 00:15:49,360
All right, so I hand over the book I haven't started on

367
00:15:50,240 --> 00:15:56,080
and I give that over to Glam and I get the crab claw to turn my next page.

368
00:15:56,080 --> 00:15:58,720
And oh, there's some there's some stuff here.

369
00:15:58,720 --> 00:16:03,280
Apparently, let's see here orcas, the demon prince of undeath.

370
00:16:03,280 --> 00:16:05,280
He's known also as the blood lord.

371
00:16:05,280 --> 00:16:09,040
Oh, let me just write down blood lord for cross reference.

372
00:16:11,040 --> 00:16:13,440
All right, let's see here.

373
00:16:13,440 --> 00:16:16,240
He takes some pleasure in the sufferings of the living,

374
00:16:16,240 --> 00:16:19,120
but far prefers the company and service of the undead.

375
00:16:19,120 --> 00:16:23,280
His desire is to see all life quenched and the multiverse

376
00:16:23,279 --> 00:16:27,519
transformed into a vast necropolis populated solely by undead creatures under his.

377
00:16:27,519 --> 00:16:30,079
OK, so so far like that's kind of what the priestess said.

378
00:16:30,079 --> 00:16:31,439
I mean, kind of said.

379
00:16:31,439 --> 00:16:32,079
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

380
00:16:32,720 --> 00:16:33,360
Let's see here.

381
00:16:33,360 --> 00:16:36,720
Orcas rewards those who spread death in his name

382
00:16:36,720 --> 00:16:39,279
by granting them a small portion of his power.

383
00:16:39,919 --> 00:16:40,639
Oh, geez.

384
00:16:40,639 --> 00:16:43,439
All right, ghouls and zombies.

385
00:16:43,439 --> 00:16:45,199
His neck.

386
00:16:45,199 --> 00:16:46,399
We likes necromancers.

387
00:16:47,120 --> 00:16:47,919
Tell you that much.

388
00:16:49,439 --> 00:16:50,000
Oh, OK.

389
00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:51,519
Here's what he looks like.

390
00:16:51,519 --> 00:16:53,519
That's he's bestial.

391
00:16:54,079 --> 00:16:56,960
He's got a diseased kind of decaying look.

392
00:16:56,960 --> 00:17:00,799
Lower torso of a goat, as most good demons do, I think.

393
00:17:01,759 --> 00:17:08,240
Then a humanoid upper body, corpulent belly swollen with raw, great bat wings.

394
00:17:08,240 --> 00:17:11,839
Oh, and his head is like the skull of a goat.

395
00:17:11,839 --> 00:17:12,400
Oh, wow.

396
00:17:12,400 --> 00:17:12,720
All right.

397
00:17:12,720 --> 00:17:19,440
Oh, and apparently he's got a wand of orcas that he wields in one of his hands.

398
00:17:19,440 --> 00:17:21,039
So lots of stuff there.

399
00:17:21,039 --> 00:17:25,359
As you finish reading that out, you hear from the front.

400
00:17:25,359 --> 00:17:26,079
Oh, hello.

401
00:17:26,079 --> 00:17:27,279
Yes, your name is Book.

402
00:17:28,159 --> 00:17:31,920
That is a very fitting name, good friend.

403
00:17:33,519 --> 00:17:34,480
Where is our friend?

404
00:17:35,119 --> 00:17:36,000
Have you seen them?

405
00:17:37,839 --> 00:17:38,319
Over there?

406
00:17:38,319 --> 00:17:42,799
I send the crab claw like 10 feet up in the air and wave it towards them.

407
00:17:42,799 --> 00:17:43,279
I see.

408
00:17:43,279 --> 00:17:43,680
I see.

409
00:17:44,559 --> 00:17:47,599
He put out his claw signal.

410
00:17:48,559 --> 00:17:49,919
It's the moot signal.

411
00:17:49,919 --> 00:17:53,519
Here we come to see our friends, not feel.

412
00:17:53,519 --> 00:17:54,480
See our friends.

413
00:17:56,079 --> 00:17:56,879
That was a slip.

414
00:17:58,719 --> 00:18:03,199
So you deserve to be left alone with Hillop for a while.

415
00:18:04,079 --> 00:18:04,399
What?

416
00:18:05,119 --> 00:18:06,319
Did you guys have a good walk?

417
00:18:10,159 --> 00:18:11,359
We've been doing some research.

418
00:18:12,240 --> 00:18:12,959
How's it coming?

419
00:18:13,679 --> 00:18:14,559
Well, good.

420
00:18:15,359 --> 00:18:16,720
Moot learned a bunch of stuff.

421
00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:24,240
I just found some stuff in this book and he likes to work his real bad dude, crazy,

422
00:18:24,240 --> 00:18:30,879
scary-looking, blood lord, undead, lots of stuff the priestess said,

423
00:18:30,879 --> 00:18:36,000
likes cultists and necromancers who murder the living and then manipulate the dead.

424
00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:44,960
So I guess the ultimate conclusion is he's definitely a bad guy.

425
00:18:46,079 --> 00:18:48,799
Definitely, definitely real, real, real bad.

426
00:18:49,440 --> 00:18:55,119
Now it's just like, listen, I know we were given this information and stuff about like orcas,

427
00:18:55,119 --> 00:19:02,319
although it really, we were, all the ghost boy whispered was orcas.

428
00:19:02,319 --> 00:19:10,079
Yeah, but he wasn't like super thrilled about, like he wasn't like orcas.

429
00:19:10,079 --> 00:19:10,639
Well, that's good.

430
00:19:10,639 --> 00:19:14,480
Cause otherwise, I mean, would we even be able to trust whatever he said anyway?

431
00:19:15,359 --> 00:19:16,879
No, it's true.

432
00:19:16,879 --> 00:19:17,919
Should we trust it now?

433
00:19:18,639 --> 00:19:19,039
I don't know.

434
00:19:19,039 --> 00:19:19,919
You make a good point.

435
00:19:19,919 --> 00:19:23,919
I mean, how reliable are small boys with three eyes in graveyards?

436
00:19:23,919 --> 00:19:24,480
I don't know.

437
00:19:24,480 --> 00:19:28,639
I just think that this is something for like the decimators of dragons, you know?

438
00:19:29,600 --> 00:19:30,240
Yeah.

439
00:19:30,240 --> 00:19:33,600
This might be a little outside of a wheelhouse.

440
00:19:33,600 --> 00:19:34,240
Here's the thing.

441
00:19:34,240 --> 00:19:39,360
You know how I maybe have mentioned before once or twice that I have this destiny.

442
00:19:40,480 --> 00:19:41,440
No, I don't.

443
00:19:41,440 --> 00:19:43,120
I don't recall.

444
00:19:43,120 --> 00:19:43,360
Okay.

445
00:19:43,360 --> 00:19:46,080
So I have this destiny and I'm going to help save the world.

446
00:19:46,080 --> 00:19:46,560
Yes.

447
00:19:46,560 --> 00:19:47,040
Okay.

448
00:19:47,040 --> 00:19:47,280
Yeah.

449
00:19:47,280 --> 00:19:49,759
No, because now it's, it's all of our destiny.

450
00:19:49,759 --> 00:19:50,160
Right.

451
00:19:50,160 --> 00:19:51,280
Remember we talked about this.

452
00:19:51,280 --> 00:19:53,759
Remember we were real, we sort of talked about it.

453
00:19:54,400 --> 00:19:57,120
Oh, well, we, okay.

454
00:19:57,120 --> 00:20:03,280
So maybe we should, maybe it's a different, different sort of destiny than that,

455
00:20:03,280 --> 00:20:05,760
than that food thing we were talking about.

456
00:20:05,760 --> 00:20:06,160
Hillip.

457
00:20:08,080 --> 00:20:09,840
So you guys have a food destiny?

458
00:20:09,840 --> 00:20:10,240
What?

459
00:20:10,240 --> 00:20:10,480
Yeah.

460
00:20:10,480 --> 00:20:10,960
You were there.

461
00:20:10,960 --> 00:20:12,960
We were at the four food, or you were making the tea.

462
00:20:13,680 --> 00:20:14,800
You were making the tea.

463
00:20:14,800 --> 00:20:17,920
We were talking about being the four food of tears.

464
00:20:17,920 --> 00:20:25,040
And so yeah, I have this destiny and part of, part of my destiny is that

465
00:20:25,039 --> 00:20:28,480
I'm going to find people who are going to help me.

466
00:20:29,599 --> 00:20:31,599
And it's, it's you guys.

467
00:20:31,599 --> 00:20:34,799
Well, I mean, of course we can help.

468
00:20:34,799 --> 00:20:39,599
I'm just saying maybe this, like looking up stuff about Orcus

469
00:20:40,480 --> 00:20:50,399
might not be the route to go considering that maybe we shouldn't be the ones to fight him.

470
00:20:50,399 --> 00:20:54,559
Oh, it's not, it's not time for us to fight almost anybody.

471
00:20:55,039 --> 00:20:57,279
Don't you think?

472
00:20:57,279 --> 00:21:01,279
I think, so let me, it's sort of a long story, but I'll try and be quick.

473
00:21:01,279 --> 00:21:01,680
Okay.

474
00:21:01,680 --> 00:21:06,639
So I'm born and I have this great destiny and people are worried.

475
00:21:06,639 --> 00:21:10,079
And then they take me to this village and I get raised by these two wonderful

476
00:21:10,079 --> 00:21:13,759
women who I think are my two moms, but then they're actually just my adopted moms.

477
00:21:13,759 --> 00:21:17,359
And I'm telling you too much, but part of my destiny is that

478
00:21:18,240 --> 00:21:21,920
I was going to find two people that are going to help me save the world.

479
00:21:22,720 --> 00:21:28,240
So, so one's a halfling on the run and, and, and that seemed obviously like it must be

480
00:21:28,240 --> 00:21:32,160
Sully because remember we met and you were acting real weird and you were like a linen

481
00:21:32,880 --> 00:21:34,160
and you had stolen a thing.

482
00:21:34,160 --> 00:21:40,160
And like, so he seemed kind of on the run and then half Orc struggling to find his

483
00:21:40,160 --> 00:21:43,519
light seemed very mysterious, but you know, like you were trying to,

484
00:21:44,560 --> 00:21:46,160
you're trying to figure out your magic.

485
00:21:46,160 --> 00:21:50,960
And so, so here's the thing.

486
00:21:50,960 --> 00:21:54,319
There are a lot of steps I have to take before I can reach my destiny.

487
00:21:54,319 --> 00:21:57,600
And one of them is that I need to go to the land of the dragonborn and

488
00:21:57,600 --> 00:21:59,680
declare my faith and this whole thing.

489
00:21:59,680 --> 00:22:07,200
So for me, my next step to saving the world is not to take on Orcus, the demon lord,

490
00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:13,519
but instead to just keep moving on my own personal destiny until I can get a bit stronger.

491
00:22:15,519 --> 00:22:17,200
So I'd really like it.

492
00:22:17,200 --> 00:22:18,240
You guys came with me.

493
00:22:18,240 --> 00:22:20,559
Well, I did that.

494
00:22:22,160 --> 00:22:29,440
They didn't say anything about a caravan expert who maybe has an affinity for the

495
00:22:29,440 --> 00:22:31,279
the breaded materials.

496
00:22:31,839 --> 00:22:36,079
There was nothing specific in the, in the kind of

497
00:22:36,880 --> 00:22:40,079
I say probably just assumed they just assumed it was

498
00:22:40,079 --> 00:22:45,279
I mean, all adventures have a caravan leader who loves baked goods.

499
00:22:45,279 --> 00:22:45,920
Don't worry about me.

500
00:22:45,920 --> 00:22:47,200
You guys were having a moment.

501
00:22:47,200 --> 00:22:47,840
It's okay.

502
00:22:47,840 --> 00:22:48,480
Sorry.

503
00:22:48,480 --> 00:22:50,720
I'll drift back into the crowd here.

504
00:22:51,440 --> 00:23:02,319
Well, uh, well, you, you make a good, um, well, I mean, I'm not doing anything else.

505
00:23:04,080 --> 00:23:07,120
I meant to tell you sooner and then it seemed like it'd been too long or

506
00:23:07,120 --> 00:23:08,960
maybe I should have waited longer.

507
00:23:08,960 --> 00:23:09,759
Maybe we should have.

508
00:23:09,759 --> 00:23:12,000
Like you said, it just kind of slipped out last night.

509
00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:15,440
And then maybe I should have waited until we'd been friends for years and then

510
00:23:15,440 --> 00:23:21,840
told you, but well, I guess you had seen your bets this way never, never seemed like the

511
00:23:21,840 --> 00:23:25,840
right time, but I think I have to start heading in that direction.

512
00:23:25,840 --> 00:23:31,360
Maybe unless we have more we need to do here, but no, let's, uh,

513
00:23:32,799 --> 00:23:36,000
I mean, we don't need to leave right now, but you know, just generally.

514
00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:38,480
Well, I feel like it's pretty compelling evidence.

515
00:23:39,759 --> 00:23:44,960
I mean, how often do you run into a halfling on the run and a half orc who, uh,

516
00:23:45,440 --> 00:23:47,200
you know, was working on finding himself?

517
00:23:47,200 --> 00:23:47,920
Can't be every day.

518
00:23:47,920 --> 00:23:50,640
I mean, I first time for me.

519
00:23:51,759 --> 00:23:52,480
So what do you think?

520
00:23:52,480 --> 00:23:55,600
Sully, should we, should we tag along and help her save the world?

521
00:23:55,600 --> 00:23:56,480
Oh, well, yeah.

522
00:23:56,480 --> 00:23:59,680
Well, like he said, I don't have anything else going on right now.

523
00:23:59,680 --> 00:24:02,799
So I guess I could tag along.

524
00:24:02,799 --> 00:24:05,680
Make sure you knuckleheads don't get into too much trouble.

525
00:24:06,720 --> 00:24:07,680
Thanks guys.

526
00:24:07,680 --> 00:24:10,960
And if you want to, like, there's anything you haven't been telling me

527
00:24:10,960 --> 00:24:16,079
that you want to tell me, like, maybe this is, maybe this is a good time for us all

528
00:24:16,079 --> 00:24:19,279
to grow closer as friends by being honest with one another.

529
00:24:20,960 --> 00:24:21,920
Oh, I have something.

530
00:24:22,559 --> 00:24:22,960
Okay.

531
00:24:22,960 --> 00:24:23,680
Hila.

532
00:24:23,680 --> 00:24:24,480
What is it?

533
00:24:24,480 --> 00:24:27,920
Well, when, uh, when Sully and I were on our way back here,

534
00:24:27,920 --> 00:24:31,519
we saw there were some people who were just questioning about the Zuma classes.

535
00:24:31,519 --> 00:24:34,559
And I told them that you would probably be holding one tonight.

536
00:24:35,200 --> 00:24:38,319
Oh, they were so excited when you said that.

537
00:24:38,319 --> 00:24:39,600
Yeah, it was very exciting.

538
00:24:39,600 --> 00:24:43,040
I don't remember you ever talking to Glim about her doing that.

539
00:24:43,040 --> 00:24:47,680
Well, she said it in passing, I think one time, but I know I figured that,

540
00:24:47,680 --> 00:24:51,040
you know, if I helped like run it, you know, cause I got the moves.

541
00:24:53,040 --> 00:24:54,880
Do you want to run the class tonight, Hila?

542
00:24:54,880 --> 00:24:56,800
Well, I don't know all the moves.

543
00:24:57,760 --> 00:24:58,560
Why don't you come?

544
00:24:59,200 --> 00:24:59,920
How about this?

545
00:25:00,560 --> 00:25:00,880
Okay.

546
00:25:01,680 --> 00:25:02,400
How about this?

547
00:25:03,680 --> 00:25:07,600
Sounds like we might be leaving Waterdeep in the next little bit.

548
00:25:07,600 --> 00:25:07,840
Yeah.

549
00:25:07,839 --> 00:25:11,039
The Zuma's got a lot of great people coming.

550
00:25:11,039 --> 00:25:15,919
And of course it's the best tool for letting people know about Bahamut.

551
00:25:15,919 --> 00:25:20,480
So maybe you could come and start, and I can make sure you know all the moves

552
00:25:20,480 --> 00:25:23,839
and then you can keep spreading the good word when I have to go.

553
00:25:24,399 --> 00:25:30,959
So part of my destiny would be to stay here and continue my legacy of Zumba.

554
00:25:30,959 --> 00:25:33,359
I don't have all the pattern down that you have

555
00:25:34,160 --> 00:25:40,480
with my cool kid named Bahamut, you got your head swaggered like that.

556
00:25:41,680 --> 00:25:44,560
This sounds like it's going to be a really good Bollywood spin-off.

557
00:25:44,560 --> 00:25:48,560
So if you could just hold onto that.

558
00:25:49,440 --> 00:25:50,000
I like it.

559
00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:52,240
I mean, you bring your own flavor to it.

560
00:25:52,240 --> 00:25:54,320
That special hill of magic.

561
00:25:54,320 --> 00:25:55,600
That hill of magic.

562
00:25:55,600 --> 00:25:58,400
Maybe after the Zumba class, we all go for baguettes.

563
00:25:59,360 --> 00:26:05,840
I mean, I don't know if you should go back to the bakery after what happened this morning.

564
00:26:05,840 --> 00:26:10,000
Oh, that was an interruption with Mrs. Rubenstein, not the baker.

565
00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:11,200
Oh, that was outside?

566
00:26:11,200 --> 00:26:11,840
That was after?

567
00:26:11,840 --> 00:26:13,840
Yeah, I chased her down.

568
00:26:16,320 --> 00:26:19,040
Well, it was so kind of you to have done that.

569
00:26:19,040 --> 00:26:22,640
I mean, not kind of her, but you're looking out for us.

570
00:26:22,640 --> 00:26:25,280
So yes, that's what I told her.

571
00:26:25,280 --> 00:26:27,200
She did not believe me that I had friends.

572
00:26:27,840 --> 00:26:31,920
And, but I told her my friends, they need these baguettes, lady.

573
00:26:33,279 --> 00:26:34,799
But then it turns out they didn't.

574
00:26:34,799 --> 00:26:39,360
Well, it's really strange that she just wasn't immediately very compassionate about your

575
00:26:39,360 --> 00:26:40,720
baguette emergency.

576
00:26:42,160 --> 00:26:43,759
Exactly my point.

577
00:26:43,759 --> 00:26:48,400
Either story ways, we have to go run a Zumba class.

578
00:26:48,400 --> 00:26:51,519
You and me, Glim, so I can learn the pattern.

579
00:26:51,519 --> 00:26:54,559
Glim, please, for the love of God, take him to Zumba.

580
00:26:54,559 --> 00:26:55,759
Okay. Okay.

581
00:26:55,759 --> 00:26:57,679
When did you say it was going to start soon?

582
00:26:57,679 --> 00:26:58,879
Are they expecting us soon?

583
00:27:00,159 --> 00:27:01,119
Yeah. Yeah.

584
00:27:01,119 --> 00:27:02,639
Like any moment now.

585
00:27:03,599 --> 00:27:08,079
They're probably amassing outside of the temple, which sounds very daunting,

586
00:27:08,960 --> 00:27:13,039
but they're probably just, they're probably getting up, getting their warmup on.

587
00:27:13,039 --> 00:27:13,919
Probably stretching.

588
00:27:13,919 --> 00:27:15,119
Stretching, doing their...

589
00:27:15,119 --> 00:27:17,440
Well, yeah, you got to warm up a little before the Zumba class starts.

590
00:27:17,440 --> 00:27:18,240
Is there a high kick?

591
00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:21,919
Moot, can I talk to you for a second?

592
00:27:21,919 --> 00:27:22,799
Let's go do that.

593
00:27:24,559 --> 00:27:26,799
Maybe you guys stay here and keep doing research.

594
00:27:26,799 --> 00:27:29,839
Hey, Sully, any chance you speak Infernal?

595
00:27:30,799 --> 00:27:31,299
Like...

596
00:27:32,639 --> 00:27:34,240
Like the demon language.

597
00:27:34,240 --> 00:27:38,079
Oh, yeah, no, I thought he just meant like, can I have a conversation when I'm

598
00:27:38,079 --> 00:27:39,119
feeling really warm?

599
00:27:39,119 --> 00:27:40,559
It's more devil language.

600
00:27:40,559 --> 00:27:42,480
Don't get some mixed up when you're down there.

601
00:27:43,359 --> 00:27:44,559
Oh, okay.

602
00:27:45,359 --> 00:27:47,440
Yeah, no, I do not.

603
00:27:47,440 --> 00:27:50,159
I speak common and I speak halfling.

604
00:27:50,159 --> 00:27:52,240
Sorry, we got books here in common.

605
00:27:52,240 --> 00:27:53,119
You can help me out.

606
00:27:53,119 --> 00:27:53,440
Yeah.

607
00:27:53,440 --> 00:27:57,360
Okay, well, I guess we've got a Zumba class to run, so let's go, Hillip.

608
00:27:57,920 --> 00:28:00,160
To the Zumba-mobile!

609
00:28:01,519 --> 00:28:04,320
I mean, we just walked to Zumba.

610
00:28:04,320 --> 00:28:06,240
He makes that noise as you leave.

611
00:28:06,240 --> 00:28:06,799
Bye, Book!

612
00:28:09,279 --> 00:28:10,320
Hey, Moot.

613
00:28:10,320 --> 00:28:11,200
Yeah, what's up, Sully?

614
00:28:11,200 --> 00:28:12,799
I'm really sorry about this morning.

615
00:28:14,400 --> 00:28:15,279
Well, it's okay.

616
00:28:15,279 --> 00:28:19,600
Well, no, I was like super pushy and stuff and I was being really weird about my omelet.

617
00:28:19,600 --> 00:28:21,759
I just had like a very strange night, you know.

618
00:28:21,839 --> 00:28:27,599
I thought I heard stuff and I didn't get a good sleep and then Hillip was naked for

619
00:28:27,599 --> 00:28:30,720
such a long portion of the evening.

620
00:28:32,480 --> 00:28:34,160
It's enough to throw anyone off their game.

621
00:28:34,720 --> 00:28:40,160
Well, you know how, like Glim was saying, we can share secrets and stuff?

622
00:28:41,200 --> 00:28:41,519
Sure.

623
00:28:42,640 --> 00:28:45,039
Well, can I share one with you?

624
00:28:45,039 --> 00:28:50,960
I don't want to tell Glim because I don't think that she would approve.

625
00:28:52,400 --> 00:28:54,000
Oh, okay.

626
00:28:57,200 --> 00:28:57,839
You can tell me.

627
00:28:58,559 --> 00:29:03,839
Sully looks around and he's like, it's more of like a show you thing,

628
00:29:05,039 --> 00:29:06,640
but you gotta not be mad, okay?

629
00:29:09,680 --> 00:29:15,279
I mean, I'll do my best, but yeah, I guess show me whatever you need to show me.

630
00:29:15,279 --> 00:29:16,640
Okay, don't be mad.

631
00:29:17,600 --> 00:29:24,160
It's not like a thing that I have.

632
00:29:24,160 --> 00:29:26,560
It's more of like something that I might have done.

633
00:29:28,960 --> 00:29:30,960
Okay, so you're going to show me something you've done.

634
00:29:35,440 --> 00:29:42,080
Well, come on, I'll take you there, but just don't think any less of me, okay?

635
00:29:42,080 --> 00:29:44,560
Because I know that you hold me in really high regard

636
00:29:45,359 --> 00:29:50,639
and I just don't want this to, like, Sully, wait,

637
00:29:52,399 --> 00:29:56,319
and then he thinks on that for a good moment and says,

638
00:29:58,399 --> 00:30:00,000
can you just come with me?

639
00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:02,399
I just, fuck.

640
00:30:03,359 --> 00:30:05,119
Yeah, I'm right behind you.

641
00:30:06,319 --> 00:30:10,879
And Sully leads him back into the graveyard,

642
00:30:10,880 --> 00:30:15,120
close to where they were the first time when the ghost boy was there

643
00:30:15,120 --> 00:30:16,720
and the ground was all fucked up and stuff.

644
00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:24,080
And there's just a little ways beyond that is this kind of like run down,

645
00:30:24,080 --> 00:30:29,360
not well cared for, like mausoleum kind of thing.

646
00:30:30,400 --> 00:30:31,680
And I stop at the door and I'm like,

647
00:30:32,640 --> 00:30:37,360
before you go in there, I just want you to remember

648
00:30:39,920 --> 00:30:44,000
how much of an entrepreneurial spirit I have

649
00:30:45,680 --> 00:30:53,200
and that I am a self starter and that everyone makes mistakes.

650
00:30:56,720 --> 00:30:59,759
Well, I mean, you've had you've had so many jobs,

651
00:30:59,839 --> 00:31:04,000
you have to be a self starter, you know, a crush ologist or crush ologist.

652
00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:05,839
I'm still not clear on which one was which.

653
00:31:06,879 --> 00:31:12,079
Fudatier, herbalist, Lenin, Lenin, what did Glenn say?

654
00:31:12,079 --> 00:31:13,200
Leninary, yeah.

655
00:31:14,160 --> 00:31:17,039
There's, I mean, there's a bunch of jobs that you had,

656
00:31:17,039 --> 00:31:19,279
so I'll keep an open mind as best I can.

657
00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:23,039
All right. Okay. Yeah, well, yeah, okay.

658
00:31:23,759 --> 00:31:28,799
And Sully opens the door and walks through

659
00:31:28,799 --> 00:31:34,799
and like kind of like holds it open and like gestures at the end of the mausoleum.

660
00:31:38,159 --> 00:31:38,799
Don't be mad.

661
00:31:41,359 --> 00:31:42,480
You keep saying that.

662
00:31:43,519 --> 00:31:44,480
What could be so bad?

663
00:31:44,480 --> 00:31:46,799
I just don't think it was maybe my smartest idea,

664
00:31:46,799 --> 00:31:52,079
but I think that like, I don't know, like, you know,

665
00:31:52,079 --> 00:31:55,200
the first guy who decided to jump on a horse was probably like,

666
00:31:55,200 --> 00:31:57,919
his buddies are like, you're fucking insane, right?

667
00:31:57,920 --> 00:32:00,400
But I mean, he took that idea and he ran with it.

668
00:32:01,519 --> 00:32:06,400
I lead Moot down to the back of the mausoleum

669
00:32:06,400 --> 00:32:14,480
where he can see in the dank dark corners that I have a little mushroom grow up.

670
00:32:18,160 --> 00:32:23,279
So this is what you put in my omelet?

671
00:32:24,240 --> 00:32:26,240
Well, yeah, it's a secret ingredient, you know,

672
00:32:26,880 --> 00:32:34,960
and I just wanted to try to like, you know, see the medicinal properties and maybe

673
00:32:34,960 --> 00:32:37,680
because like I ate some and I was totally fine.

674
00:32:39,359 --> 00:32:40,319
Well, you were fine.

675
00:32:40,319 --> 00:32:45,519
But then then Ken showed up several days later.

676
00:32:46,880 --> 00:32:49,279
Yeah, if you do put two and two together,

677
00:32:50,000 --> 00:33:01,200
I guess you gotta and Sullivan and Sullivan slight decides to punch Moot hard in the face.

678
00:33:04,079 --> 00:33:05,680
I guess roll for initiative.

679
00:33:07,680 --> 00:33:08,079
All right.

680
00:33:11,279 --> 00:33:12,720
Oh, that's a nat 20.

681
00:33:12,720 --> 00:33:16,639
Well, yeah, I don't have that.

682
00:33:16,800 --> 00:33:20,400
How this is going to play out is you're going to trigger initiative with your punch in the face.

683
00:33:20,400 --> 00:33:21,840
So you do get your punch in the face.

684
00:33:21,840 --> 00:33:22,960
I do punch in the face.

685
00:33:22,960 --> 00:33:25,680
But then Moot gets the very next go because that starts.

686
00:33:25,680 --> 00:33:26,160
Yes.

687
00:33:26,160 --> 00:33:26,480
Okay.

688
00:33:27,280 --> 00:33:32,720
My unarmed strike is one plus my strength modifier.

689
00:33:34,480 --> 00:33:34,720
Okay.

690
00:33:34,720 --> 00:33:36,320
Well, that's that's a nothing.

691
00:33:37,040 --> 00:33:38,080
My strength modifier.

692
00:33:38,080 --> 00:33:39,360
Oh, wait, that's for a saving throw.

693
00:33:41,120 --> 00:33:42,160
No, it's negative one.

694
00:33:42,320 --> 00:33:50,240
So knowing that it does no damage, how does this look and how does this feel for Moot?

695
00:33:53,279 --> 00:33:56,080
I mean, it's more surprising than anything.

696
00:33:57,200 --> 00:34:00,080
I kind of punch me in like the forehead, I guess.

697
00:34:01,279 --> 00:34:02,240
But he's so small.

698
00:34:03,040 --> 00:34:03,920
Well, it's a good jump.

699
00:34:04,800 --> 00:34:09,200
Well, I mean, I shrunk six inches by the time he reaches up there.

700
00:34:10,159 --> 00:34:12,879
Yeah, I guess Moot's just surprised more than anything.

701
00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:16,960
Sully, why are you punching me?

702
00:34:17,759 --> 00:34:26,000
Well, I was hoping I hit you hard enough to knock you out is what I was going to do

703
00:34:26,719 --> 00:34:28,799
because I really don't like getting my hands dirty.

704
00:34:28,799 --> 00:34:33,679
But I guess if I have to and Sully pulls out both of his daggers.

705
00:34:39,199 --> 00:34:47,839
It's the middle of the episode.

706
00:34:51,439 --> 00:34:52,399
Oh, taking a turn.

707
00:34:53,439 --> 00:34:55,279
We're here to say that Patriot.

708
00:34:55,279 --> 00:34:56,159
No, I blew it.

709
00:34:56,159 --> 00:34:56,639
No, no.

710
00:34:57,919 --> 00:34:58,559
Well, you should have.

711
00:34:58,559 --> 00:35:00,079
I like the energy Amy was bringing.

712
00:35:03,279 --> 00:35:05,279
I have no business rapping.

713
00:35:05,279 --> 00:35:08,960
My name is Russ and I'm the DM and I don't know how to rap

714
00:35:09,199 --> 00:35:11,039
so we're going to talk about Patreon.

715
00:35:11,039 --> 00:35:13,759
Bad rap, bad rap, bad rap, bad rap.

716
00:35:13,759 --> 00:35:14,719
Okay, well it.

717
00:35:14,719 --> 00:35:15,839
No, yeah.

718
00:35:15,839 --> 00:35:17,519
You blew our minds then we couldn't talk.

719
00:35:17,519 --> 00:35:19,679
You're supposed to go to the next person.

720
00:35:19,679 --> 00:35:24,719
Oh, I'm Amy and I'm here to say Patreon listening is the only way.

721
00:35:24,719 --> 00:35:25,599
No, you rhymed.

722
00:35:26,159 --> 00:35:26,799
Yeah.

723
00:35:26,799 --> 00:35:28,639
It's bad rap, you're not supposed to rhyme.

724
00:35:30,480 --> 00:35:36,319
My name is Carla and I'm here to say there's a FlammieKind episode coming your way.

725
00:35:36,319 --> 00:35:38,319
It's hard not to rhyme.

726
00:35:38,320 --> 00:35:40,080
Because now we're good rap, good rap.

727
00:35:40,880 --> 00:35:44,960
My name is Russ and I'm here to say FlammieKinds is a pirate.

728
00:35:46,320 --> 00:35:47,600
Yeah, this is un-listenable.

729
00:35:47,600 --> 00:35:49,519
Let's just get into the real content.

730
00:35:49,519 --> 00:35:49,920
Apologies.

731
00:35:49,920 --> 00:35:50,559
This is horrendous.

732
00:35:52,800 --> 00:35:53,680
It's good clean fun.

733
00:35:54,400 --> 00:35:56,400
Where we have more of that is over on Patreon.

734
00:35:56,400 --> 00:36:02,960
Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast where right now we have FlammieKinds backstory episode.

735
00:36:02,960 --> 00:36:09,679
If you are a long time listener of our podcast, you know the good dear FlammieKinds

736
00:36:09,679 --> 00:36:15,119
and how she talked about how she used to be a pirate and how she used to go on ships

737
00:36:15,119 --> 00:36:16,480
and she used to do all that sort of stuff.

738
00:36:16,480 --> 00:36:17,760
Well, we dive into that.

739
00:36:18,720 --> 00:36:20,720
We do it and it's over on Patreon.

740
00:36:20,720 --> 00:36:24,800
We grow because everything we thought she was making up turns out she wasn't.

741
00:36:24,800 --> 00:36:28,240
Oh, fuck yeah, but it was a real good time.

742
00:36:31,039 --> 00:36:32,480
It's a real hoot.

743
00:36:32,480 --> 00:36:37,760
We have a special guest DM and we get into the history.

744
00:36:37,760 --> 00:36:38,240
We do.

745
00:36:38,240 --> 00:36:41,119
It's special guest GM because we play an entirely different game.

746
00:36:41,119 --> 00:36:45,039
We play Dungeon World with Sean Howard of The End of Time and Other Bothers.

747
00:36:45,039 --> 00:36:48,400
Beautiful person, beautiful show, and he runs a wonderful game for us.

748
00:36:51,679 --> 00:36:52,159
That's good.

749
00:36:54,480 --> 00:36:57,519
But that's over on Patreon at our $5 a month tier.

750
00:36:57,519 --> 00:37:00,800
And while you're over there, we also have a whole bunch of other really great stuff

751
00:37:00,800 --> 00:37:03,840
like a monthly entirely different show.

752
00:37:04,480 --> 00:37:07,440
Our Adventures of podcast, I guess you could say.

753
00:37:07,440 --> 00:37:08,800
Tom DMs that one.

754
00:37:08,800 --> 00:37:09,600
Tom DMs that.

755
00:37:09,600 --> 00:37:14,080
I play Opalite Brightcliffs, the best character on that whole thing.

756
00:37:14,880 --> 00:37:15,760
Debatable.

757
00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:20,800
I apologize.

758
00:37:20,800 --> 00:37:21,600
He's really something.

759
00:37:21,600 --> 00:37:22,560
He's something else.

760
00:37:22,560 --> 00:37:23,840
That's for darn sure.

761
00:37:23,840 --> 00:37:24,800
Saving the day.

762
00:37:24,800 --> 00:37:25,600
You know what?

763
00:37:25,600 --> 00:37:29,440
Thanks to Opalite Brightcliffs, if Tom doesn't have anything planned,

764
00:37:29,440 --> 00:37:30,400
it doesn't matter.

765
00:37:30,960 --> 00:37:36,880
Yeah, I mean, if you haven't listened to any of the bonus content on Patreon,

766
00:37:36,880 --> 00:37:44,000
you will be delighted to learn what a rascal our DM Russ is when he does not have to DM.

767
00:37:45,280 --> 00:37:45,920
It's pretty great.

768
00:37:45,920 --> 00:37:47,600
I love to play the game.

769
00:37:47,600 --> 00:37:51,519
And because I'm a DM, I know kind of the boundaries of which I can play the game

770
00:37:51,519 --> 00:37:55,280
and I push them a little bit with Tom, especially.

771
00:37:56,080 --> 00:37:57,039
Well, he's so kind.

772
00:37:57,039 --> 00:37:59,519
Tom's not here because he's in Mexico, FYI.

773
00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:02,880
Yeah, in case you were wondering why there was just the three voices.

774
00:38:02,880 --> 00:38:03,759
That's why.

775
00:38:03,759 --> 00:38:06,159
Also over on Patreon at our five dollar month here,

776
00:38:06,159 --> 00:38:09,519
you can listen to as of Monday coming up,

777
00:38:09,519 --> 00:38:13,360
the entire first season of our new show, Facing Fate,

778
00:38:13,360 --> 00:38:16,239
which debuts to the public in January.

779
00:38:16,239 --> 00:38:17,679
But then it's slow releases.

780
00:38:17,679 --> 00:38:21,920
But there over on Patreon, you can get the whole thing right there.

781
00:38:21,920 --> 00:38:25,199
So all this other content, they're available for the listening.

782
00:38:25,199 --> 00:38:27,360
And then we get started creating season two,

783
00:38:27,360 --> 00:38:30,480
which will be released early to patrons as well.

784
00:38:31,200 --> 00:38:32,800
And the seasons are different.

785
00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:36,800
Yes, the seasons are different.

786
00:38:37,440 --> 00:38:38,400
Spring is winter.

787
00:38:38,400 --> 00:38:39,360
Winter is summer.

788
00:38:39,360 --> 00:38:40,720
It's a topsy turvy world.

789
00:38:40,720 --> 00:38:42,400
Amy's on nighttime cold meds here.

790
00:38:42,400 --> 00:38:43,680
I sure am.

791
00:38:43,680 --> 00:38:49,840
What I mean is we play a different game for our first season

792
00:38:49,840 --> 00:38:52,880
and then our second season will be something different.

793
00:38:53,680 --> 00:38:54,880
We're switching it up a lot.

794
00:38:54,880 --> 00:38:57,200
We're switching it up on you, trying new things.

795
00:38:57,760 --> 00:38:58,800
Not D&D even.

796
00:38:59,840 --> 00:39:01,680
It's not even fantasy.

797
00:39:01,680 --> 00:39:02,720
It's a whole new thing.

798
00:39:02,720 --> 00:39:03,760
It's very exciting.

799
00:39:03,760 --> 00:39:05,840
So if you want more of what we do,

800
00:39:06,480 --> 00:39:08,240
just come join us over on Patreon.

801
00:39:08,240 --> 00:39:10,720
Patreon.com slash Dumb Dragon Cast,

802
00:39:10,720 --> 00:39:14,000
where we have just a whole ton of more great content

803
00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:15,600
that you know and love

804
00:39:15,600 --> 00:39:18,160
and some things that you have no idea what's even up there

805
00:39:18,160 --> 00:39:20,960
because it's Patreon.

806
00:39:20,960 --> 00:39:22,000
Back to the episode now.

807
00:39:22,559 --> 00:39:27,119
That's how we always end the interlude.

808
00:39:27,119 --> 00:39:28,000
What I think, right?

809
00:39:37,519 --> 00:39:39,360
Welcome to Facing Fate,

810
00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:43,679
an anthological audio fiction actual play podcast.

811
00:39:44,639 --> 00:39:47,679
What does that mean outside of being amazing alliteration?

812
00:39:48,320 --> 00:39:51,599
Well, it means when you subscribe to Facing Fate,

813
00:39:51,599 --> 00:39:54,960
you will find two 10-episode seasons every year

814
00:39:54,960 --> 00:39:58,000
starting January 2020 in the Facing Fate feed.

815
00:39:58,719 --> 00:40:01,199
Each season will take you through a different setting,

816
00:40:01,199 --> 00:40:03,199
different genre, and different characters

817
00:40:03,199 --> 00:40:05,279
going through thrilling, exhilarating,

818
00:40:05,279 --> 00:40:07,279
and maybe hilarious collaborative stories.

819
00:40:08,239 --> 00:40:10,400
I'm your game master, Rust More,

820
00:40:10,400 --> 00:40:12,400
and along with my friends Amy More,

821
00:40:12,400 --> 00:40:14,559
Carla Maxted, and Tom Laird,

822
00:40:14,559 --> 00:40:17,839
we will bring you along on a shared journey together.

823
00:40:17,839 --> 00:40:20,880
Season one of Facing Fate, titled Lunacorp,

824
00:40:20,880 --> 00:40:22,720
begins January 2020.

825
00:40:23,360 --> 00:40:25,440
Lunacorp is a sci-fi thriller

826
00:40:25,440 --> 00:40:28,960
placing you among the crew of a near future moon base

827
00:40:28,960 --> 00:40:31,119
mining for an alternate energy source.

828
00:40:31,840 --> 00:40:35,039
But the decisions and hasty thinking of mankind in this time

829
00:40:35,680 --> 00:40:38,480
place the crew and the world in danger.

830
00:40:39,440 --> 00:40:42,400
Subscribe to Facing Fate in your favorite podcast app

831
00:40:42,400 --> 00:40:45,440
to hear sneak peeks, world archives, and more

832
00:40:45,440 --> 00:40:47,599
leading up to January 2020.

833
00:40:47,679 --> 00:40:50,719
Or visit FacingFate.com to find our social feeds

834
00:40:50,719 --> 00:40:51,599
and more about us.

835
00:40:52,319 --> 00:40:54,319
Patrons of Dumb Dragons Productions

836
00:40:54,319 --> 00:40:57,679
have early access to weekly releases of season one now.

837
00:40:58,480 --> 00:41:01,119
Join the crew of Lunacorp main base

838
00:41:01,119 --> 00:41:04,880
at Patreon.com slash Dumb Dragon Cast.

839
00:41:17,599 --> 00:41:22,079
Facing Fate, a Dumb Dragons production.

840
00:41:23,599 --> 00:41:25,759
Back at the Zumba.

841
00:41:26,559 --> 00:41:27,360
How's that going?

842
00:41:27,360 --> 00:41:28,719
Oh, so well.

843
00:41:30,319 --> 00:41:32,400
I mean, Glim's a pro.

844
00:41:32,400 --> 00:41:32,960
I don't know.

845
00:41:32,960 --> 00:41:34,159
How's Hillop doing?

846
00:41:34,159 --> 00:41:36,079
Um, let's roll for it and see.

847
00:41:36,079 --> 00:41:36,579
Okay.

848
00:41:37,440 --> 00:41:37,940
Oh.

849
00:41:39,119 --> 00:41:40,400
That's going to be a five.

850
00:41:40,960 --> 00:41:43,440
Uh, so I guess I was picturing like,

851
00:41:43,440 --> 00:41:46,079
so I'm at the front and he's at the front with me.

852
00:41:46,079 --> 00:41:47,679
Yeah, kind of like a step behind.

853
00:41:48,400 --> 00:41:48,880
Yeah.

854
00:41:48,880 --> 00:41:51,199
And just like to the side, but I would say like,

855
00:41:51,199 --> 00:41:52,480
great news, everybody.

856
00:41:52,480 --> 00:41:55,519
I've got a special guest leader today.

857
00:41:57,279 --> 00:41:58,639
Some of you met him already.

858
00:41:58,639 --> 00:41:59,519
It's Hillop.

859
00:41:59,519 --> 00:42:01,599
You see him like just kind of psych himself up.

860
00:42:01,599 --> 00:42:02,719
He's just like, okay.

861
00:42:02,719 --> 00:42:04,159
And then when you say his name, he's like,

862
00:42:04,159 --> 00:42:05,440
yeah, baby.

863
00:42:05,440 --> 00:42:08,400
And then I start clapping and everybody claps.

864
00:42:08,400 --> 00:42:10,880
It's just a smattering of applause.

865
00:42:10,880 --> 00:42:13,599
Hillop's, Hillop's going to be learning

866
00:42:13,599 --> 00:42:15,279
how to lead the Zumba classes.

867
00:42:15,280 --> 00:42:18,000
So I want everyone to be really supportive

868
00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:19,360
and let's get going.

869
00:42:20,000 --> 00:42:22,240
I'm going to pump all you funky kids up.

870
00:42:22,240 --> 00:42:24,640
We're going to have a good time

871
00:42:24,640 --> 00:42:26,080
with our good friend.

872
00:42:27,920 --> 00:42:28,320
Bahamut.

873
00:42:28,320 --> 00:42:29,120
Bahamut.

874
00:42:29,120 --> 00:42:30,240
I don't need, don't help me.

875
00:42:31,360 --> 00:42:33,360
I need to do this on my own, remembers?

876
00:42:34,640 --> 00:42:38,080
And then in that moment,

877
00:42:38,080 --> 00:42:41,360
he gets kind of this look in his eye.

878
00:42:42,079 --> 00:42:44,400
Look, I know this is my first class

879
00:42:44,400 --> 00:42:47,200
and it looks bad on me to bow out so soon,

880
00:42:47,920 --> 00:42:50,000
but there is an emergency

881
00:42:51,680 --> 00:42:53,360
and I must attend to it.

882
00:42:54,480 --> 00:42:55,280
Oh, okay.

883
00:42:55,280 --> 00:42:57,680
Is everything okay?

884
00:42:57,680 --> 00:43:00,720
Uh, yes, everything's fine.

885
00:43:00,720 --> 00:43:02,559
Look at all these smiling faces here.

886
00:43:02,559 --> 00:43:06,960
Ready to, ready to take on the good man Bahamut.

887
00:43:06,960 --> 00:43:08,960
And I'm still just doing like step ball changes.

888
00:43:09,440 --> 00:43:11,360
I'm still just doing like step ball chains

889
00:43:11,360 --> 00:43:12,079
back and forth.

890
00:43:12,079 --> 00:43:13,119
Everybody's following you.

891
00:43:14,240 --> 00:43:14,559
Just waiting.

892
00:43:14,559 --> 00:43:16,159
Step touch, get ready.

893
00:43:16,159 --> 00:43:18,079
Some are looking a little confused at this point.

894
00:43:18,079 --> 00:43:19,679
Like, when is it, when is it going to start?

895
00:43:21,440 --> 00:43:23,519
But I will be back pronto

896
00:43:24,159 --> 00:43:28,800
to help you ring in the, ring in the moves.

897
00:43:30,079 --> 00:43:30,480
Okay.

898
00:43:30,480 --> 00:43:31,760
I hope everything's okay.

899
00:43:31,760 --> 00:43:33,440
Yeah, I take care.

900
00:43:33,440 --> 00:43:35,440
Don't good, I take care of it.

901
00:43:35,440 --> 00:43:40,240
I mean, he bolts off down the street.

902
00:43:41,280 --> 00:43:42,079
Oh boy.

903
00:43:42,079 --> 00:43:42,400
Okay.

904
00:43:43,119 --> 00:43:44,159
I mean, he's real weird.

905
00:43:44,159 --> 00:43:46,159
I don't even know that I think it's that weird.

906
00:43:46,159 --> 00:43:47,840
He's always just real weird dude.

907
00:43:48,559 --> 00:43:49,760
He's a real weird dude.

908
00:43:49,760 --> 00:43:50,720
All right, back in.

909
00:43:50,720 --> 00:43:53,200
So you've drawn your daggers.

910
00:43:53,200 --> 00:43:54,159
Mut, it's still your turn

911
00:43:54,159 --> 00:43:55,440
because you didn't really do anything.

912
00:43:56,240 --> 00:43:58,720
Yeah, I'm going to roll a persuasion roll

913
00:43:59,760 --> 00:44:01,920
and I'm going to try and talk Sully down.

914
00:44:03,519 --> 00:44:03,840
Okay.

915
00:44:06,159 --> 00:44:08,240
That is a 20, but wasn't critical.

916
00:44:08,240 --> 00:44:08,559
Okay.

917
00:44:08,559 --> 00:44:10,720
What is your persuading?

918
00:44:10,720 --> 00:44:12,079
What are you trying to persuade?

919
00:44:14,800 --> 00:44:17,360
Sully, put the daggers away.

920
00:44:17,360 --> 00:44:18,079
We're friends.

921
00:44:18,079 --> 00:44:20,720
What's, what's we can, we can talk this through.

922
00:44:22,480 --> 00:44:24,480
So that's, that's what Moot's done.

923
00:44:24,480 --> 00:44:25,519
Kind of put his hands up.

924
00:44:25,519 --> 00:44:29,360
Trying to, trying to garner your trust again.

925
00:44:32,000 --> 00:44:34,240
Yeah, I don't know what I did to break said.

926
00:44:34,640 --> 00:44:36,160
We think about it for a second.

927
00:44:36,160 --> 00:44:38,640
No, I'm going to slice at them.

928
00:44:38,640 --> 00:44:39,440
Both daggers.

929
00:44:42,240 --> 00:44:43,200
13.

930
00:44:43,200 --> 00:44:44,000
Oh yeah, baby.

931
00:44:44,000 --> 00:44:44,640
Oh yeah, baby.

932
00:44:46,000 --> 00:44:47,760
And the other one is a 15.

933
00:44:49,680 --> 00:44:54,640
So that's 2d4 plus five, three.

934
00:44:57,200 --> 00:44:59,840
That's seven plus five is 12.

935
00:45:01,440 --> 00:45:01,760
Cool.

936
00:45:03,200 --> 00:45:04,080
That's 12.

937
00:45:05,040 --> 00:45:05,680
That's 12.

938
00:45:05,680 --> 00:45:06,720
How many hit points you got?

939
00:45:06,720 --> 00:45:07,760
Flashing damage.

940
00:45:07,760 --> 00:45:09,520
Nine, nine.

941
00:45:09,520 --> 00:45:10,160
Cool, cool, cool.

942
00:45:10,160 --> 00:45:10,800
This is not cool.

943
00:45:12,800 --> 00:45:16,000
Glim, roll me a religion check.

944
00:45:18,240 --> 00:45:19,040
So sorry.

945
00:45:19,040 --> 00:45:20,560
We both knew it would come to the same.

946
00:45:20,560 --> 00:45:21,520
Different.

947
00:45:21,520 --> 00:45:22,720
And that's a 19.

948
00:45:24,800 --> 00:45:25,300
Cool.

949
00:45:26,720 --> 00:45:28,080
So you, you.

950
00:45:28,080 --> 00:45:30,320
Yep, Bahamut is a real cool guy.

951
00:45:31,200 --> 00:45:32,640
Hillop's just run off down the street.

952
00:45:32,640 --> 00:45:40,320
You've begun the course, the thing, and you get this almost omniscient feeling

953
00:45:41,280 --> 00:45:46,400
and a pull that something bad is happening.

954
00:45:47,200 --> 00:45:49,920
And it's in the direction of where Hillop ran off to,

955
00:45:50,960 --> 00:45:56,800
which you know is more or less direction of the cemetery.

956
00:45:57,760 --> 00:45:58,960
Hillop runs back in.

957
00:45:58,960 --> 00:46:04,640
He's like, oh, I thought we were going to try and make him in the team.

958
00:46:05,600 --> 00:46:05,920
Yeah.

959
00:46:05,920 --> 00:46:08,320
He wasn't being a team player.

960
00:46:08,320 --> 00:46:08,800
No.

961
00:46:08,800 --> 00:46:12,240
Well, now we're going to have to put him in the closet here with all the other

962
00:46:13,039 --> 00:46:13,680
that we have.

963
00:46:15,519 --> 00:46:18,160
Let's get a little cramped in there, but I, but I guess we can.

964
00:46:18,160 --> 00:46:20,080
Well, he's bleeding out all over the floor.

965
00:46:20,080 --> 00:46:22,160
It's going to make it very hard for recruitment

966
00:46:22,160 --> 00:46:25,280
next time when we have this big blood stain in the middle of the floor.

967
00:46:26,000 --> 00:46:28,240
Well, then I guess you're just going to have to clean it.

968
00:46:28,240 --> 00:46:32,240
Look, Ken, it's time to move everything off to the side.

969
00:46:33,440 --> 00:46:34,720
Just grab his legs.

970
00:46:35,519 --> 00:46:36,880
And no, I'm going to open the door.

971
00:46:36,880 --> 00:46:37,680
You drag him in.

972
00:46:37,680 --> 00:46:39,920
Gosh, I'm cleaning up your mess here.

973
00:46:39,920 --> 00:46:47,760
I open the door and inside you see Sully and Hillop bound and gagged and unconscious.

974
00:46:48,720 --> 00:46:50,160
All right, we toss him in here.

975
00:46:50,960 --> 00:46:56,000
And as you close the door, Glim, you make it to the cemetery.

976
00:46:57,759 --> 00:47:00,960
Tom, make a moot rather, make a death saving throw.

977
00:47:00,960 --> 00:47:01,519
Right.

978
00:47:01,519 --> 00:47:02,799
It's just straight D20, right?

979
00:47:02,799 --> 00:47:04,239
Straight D20, 10 or higher.

980
00:47:04,239 --> 00:47:06,239
You're successful 10 or 15.

981
00:47:06,239 --> 00:47:06,719
Oh, yeah.

982
00:47:06,719 --> 00:47:06,960
All right.

983
00:47:06,960 --> 00:47:08,239
You're successful on one.

984
00:47:08,239 --> 00:47:09,519
You can mark those on your sheet.

985
00:47:09,519 --> 00:47:10,639
Amy's cheering for you.

986
00:47:12,399 --> 00:47:13,519
Ken hopes you die.

987
00:47:13,519 --> 00:47:17,119
So I guess I leave class like you're all doing a great job.

988
00:47:17,119 --> 00:47:17,759
I'll be right back.

989
00:47:18,719 --> 00:47:18,960
Run.

990
00:47:19,679 --> 00:47:22,559
And then do is the mausoleum door open?

991
00:47:23,440 --> 00:47:28,240
Yeah, you make it to the cemetery and you're kind of walking through following along where

992
00:47:28,240 --> 00:47:35,840
Hillop's footprints had led you because he was he was running with with fever making

993
00:47:35,840 --> 00:47:39,760
not really trying to cover his tracks and he leads you to the mausoleum and the door is

994
00:47:39,760 --> 00:47:40,480
cracked ajar.

995
00:47:41,119 --> 00:47:42,480
Okay, so I'll walk up to the door.

996
00:47:43,360 --> 00:47:43,760
Hillop?

997
00:47:44,800 --> 00:47:46,079
Hillop, what's going on?

998
00:47:46,800 --> 00:47:47,679
Why did you run away?

999
00:47:47,679 --> 00:47:52,639
I thought you wanted to take over classes and I have just this terrible feeling.

1000
00:47:52,639 --> 00:47:53,599
Oh, yeah.

1001
00:47:53,599 --> 00:47:58,000
No, it probably was some gas.

1002
00:47:58,000 --> 00:47:59,440
Gas is a terrible feeling.

1003
00:47:59,440 --> 00:48:00,079
Just a second.

1004
00:48:00,079 --> 00:48:00,960
I'll be right out.

1005
00:48:00,960 --> 00:48:01,679
Just hurry up.

1006
00:48:01,679 --> 00:48:02,319
Okay.

1007
00:48:02,319 --> 00:48:02,819
Idiot.

1008
00:48:04,559 --> 00:48:06,000
Kim, if you let her here.

1009
00:48:06,000 --> 00:48:07,039
I didn't mean to.

1010
00:48:07,039 --> 00:48:11,919
I told her I gave her the best story and he comes out and opens the door says,

1011
00:48:11,919 --> 00:48:13,919
Hey, there, cool, cool cat.

1012
00:48:13,919 --> 00:48:15,279
What's she got going on?

1013
00:48:15,279 --> 00:48:17,440
And he's kind of blocking the doorway.

1014
00:48:18,639 --> 00:48:27,519
What's going on?

1015
00:48:27,519 --> 00:48:29,039
You're acting so strange.

1016
00:48:29,039 --> 00:48:30,000
And you know what?

1017
00:48:30,000 --> 00:48:31,839
You're acting strange today, too.

1018
00:48:31,839 --> 00:48:32,559
About you.

1019
00:48:33,279 --> 00:48:35,199
I don't act strange.

1020
00:48:35,199 --> 00:48:37,039
I act like Hillop acts.

1021
00:48:37,919 --> 00:48:38,399
You're right.

1022
00:48:38,399 --> 00:48:40,559
You are 100% perfectly.

1023
00:48:40,559 --> 00:48:42,399
He acts like this all the time.

1024
00:48:43,919 --> 00:48:44,159
What?

1025
00:48:45,119 --> 00:48:48,000
He I act like this all the time.

1026
00:48:48,000 --> 00:48:48,719
What do you mean?

1027
00:48:48,719 --> 00:48:49,599
He acts like this.

1028
00:48:49,599 --> 00:48:54,559
I mean, what I'm saying is I act like this sometimes when I am feeling

1029
00:48:55,599 --> 00:49:02,639
are costing doing in there, I was dashing shovels.

1030
00:49:03,279 --> 00:49:06,879
So in the middle of class, you remembered that there was a shovel out here.

1031
00:49:06,879 --> 00:49:11,679
I didn't want one of those moments where you step on it and it flings up and hit

1032
00:49:11,679 --> 00:49:12,719
somebody in the face.

1033
00:49:12,720 --> 00:49:18,160
So I knew that that could happen because somebody was probably trying to come

1034
00:49:18,160 --> 00:49:21,840
find and look for see there.

1035
00:49:21,840 --> 00:49:22,960
Why was your shovel here?

1036
00:49:23,600 --> 00:49:24,720
It's not my shovel.

1037
00:49:24,720 --> 00:49:27,520
I took a part time job as a shovel here.

1038
00:49:27,520 --> 00:49:27,840
Okay.

1039
00:49:27,840 --> 00:49:28,960
What's going on, Hillop?

1040
00:49:29,840 --> 00:49:32,720
I mean, you can roll in.

1041
00:49:32,720 --> 00:49:33,840
You get that there's something going on.

1042
00:49:33,840 --> 00:49:35,120
It's nothing going on.

1043
00:49:36,320 --> 00:49:36,560
Okay.

1044
00:49:36,560 --> 00:49:40,480
I'm going to try and like push past him to get inside strength

1045
00:49:40,480 --> 00:49:41,840
because he's going to try and block you.

1046
00:49:42,720 --> 00:49:45,520
15.

1047
00:49:46,320 --> 00:49:46,640
Nope.

1048
00:49:47,600 --> 00:49:48,640
You get by.

1049
00:49:49,440 --> 00:49:49,840
Oh, okay.

1050
00:49:49,840 --> 00:49:50,160
Sorry.

1051
00:49:50,160 --> 00:49:50,480
Yeah.

1052
00:49:50,480 --> 00:49:51,040
You meant?

1053
00:49:51,040 --> 00:49:51,840
No, that was me.

1054
00:49:51,840 --> 00:49:53,440
That was a big note for Hillop.

1055
00:49:53,440 --> 00:49:53,760
Okay.

1056
00:49:54,480 --> 00:49:54,720
Okay.

1057
00:49:54,720 --> 00:49:56,080
What's going on in here?

1058
00:49:57,440 --> 00:49:58,000
Nothing.

1059
00:49:58,000 --> 00:49:59,520
What are you doing in here?

1060
00:49:59,520 --> 00:50:00,400
I must see him, right?

1061
00:50:00,400 --> 00:50:01,680
We're in a mausoleum.

1062
00:50:01,680 --> 00:50:02,080
Yeah.

1063
00:50:02,080 --> 00:50:06,000
There's not really many places to hide, except for apparently that one closet.

1064
00:50:06,000 --> 00:50:07,040
Except for a closet.

1065
00:50:07,040 --> 00:50:10,240
But regardless, you aren't in it.

1066
00:50:10,720 --> 00:50:10,960
No.

1067
00:50:11,680 --> 00:50:14,640
I'm tending to my night garden.

1068
00:50:15,360 --> 00:50:16,240
What does that mean?

1069
00:50:16,880 --> 00:50:19,280
Is that some kind of weird sex euphemism, Sully?

1070
00:50:19,280 --> 00:50:21,200
It's not that Hillop's acting super weird.

1071
00:50:21,200 --> 00:50:22,320
What's going on?

1072
00:50:22,320 --> 00:50:23,760
What's your passive perception, Glimp?

1073
00:50:23,760 --> 00:50:24,320
Sorry.

1074
00:50:24,320 --> 00:50:24,640
Before?

1075
00:50:25,520 --> 00:50:27,200
Passive perception is 11.

1076
00:50:28,560 --> 00:50:31,440
You definitely see the pool of blood on the far side of the room.

1077
00:50:32,000 --> 00:50:32,800
Okay.

1078
00:50:32,800 --> 00:50:39,200
He's acting weird because he came in here as I was doing

1079
00:50:39,200 --> 00:50:43,440
my gross sex thing like I do.

1080
00:50:44,720 --> 00:50:44,960
Yeah.

1081
00:50:44,960 --> 00:50:46,160
It's super gross.

1082
00:50:46,800 --> 00:50:50,720
It's like one foot higher than the other.

1083
00:50:52,240 --> 00:50:53,680
So like stance?

1084
00:50:53,680 --> 00:50:53,920
Whoa.

1085
00:50:55,920 --> 00:50:57,760
Some very advanced sex moves.

1086
00:50:57,760 --> 00:51:03,600
Then there were spoons involved.

1087
00:51:04,480 --> 00:51:06,080
You guys, why is there blood on the floor?

1088
00:51:06,080 --> 00:51:06,800
What's going on?

1089
00:51:06,960 --> 00:51:11,039
I did not do that.

1090
00:51:11,039 --> 00:51:12,880
I don't think she said that you did.

1091
00:51:13,920 --> 00:51:14,480
Wow.

1092
00:51:14,480 --> 00:51:18,240
You sound really suspicious right now, Hillop.

1093
00:51:19,360 --> 00:51:20,480
I am not suspicious.

1094
00:51:20,480 --> 00:51:21,519
You are suspicious.

1095
00:51:21,519 --> 00:51:25,280
I found you with a friend.

1096
00:51:27,840 --> 00:51:31,120
I'm going to pull out my war pick because Hillop's acting

1097
00:51:31,120 --> 00:51:32,720
like a total weird beard.

1098
00:51:33,360 --> 00:51:35,039
Not in his normal charming way.

1099
00:51:36,000 --> 00:51:42,480
I'm just going to, okay, is this the plan?

1100
00:51:43,360 --> 00:51:44,159
This is not the plan.

1101
00:51:44,159 --> 00:51:45,039
Is this your blood?

1102
00:51:45,039 --> 00:51:46,079
Did he do something to you?

1103
00:51:46,079 --> 00:51:46,960
What is going on?

1104
00:51:46,960 --> 00:51:49,119
No, it's just part of my weird sex thing.

1105
00:51:50,719 --> 00:51:51,840
Sally, what do we do?

1106
00:51:52,719 --> 00:51:54,800
Blood is part of your weird sex thing?

1107
00:51:54,800 --> 00:51:56,639
Well, you know, it's a cultural thing.

1108
00:51:56,639 --> 00:51:57,679
It's a half thing thing.

1109
00:51:57,679 --> 00:52:01,599
I don't need to explain my extracurricular activities to you.

1110
00:52:02,559 --> 00:52:05,279
I mean, you do if someone else's blood is involved.

1111
00:52:06,480 --> 00:52:07,199
What's not?

1112
00:52:07,199 --> 00:52:10,400
A non-consenting blood donor.

1113
00:52:10,400 --> 00:52:14,000
It's not a person's.

1114
00:52:14,000 --> 00:52:17,279
Glim, you hear behind you the sound of scraping metal

1115
00:52:17,279 --> 00:52:21,199
on the floor and you turn just in time to see a shovel

1116
00:52:21,199 --> 00:52:26,400
zip by your face as Hillop swings down a shovel at your head.

1117
00:52:26,400 --> 00:52:27,360
Hillop, what the heck?

1118
00:52:27,360 --> 00:52:28,319
Oh, wow.

1119
00:52:28,319 --> 00:52:31,279
These shovels really get out of control sometimes.

1120
00:52:31,440 --> 00:52:32,640
Jesus Christ.

1121
00:52:32,640 --> 00:52:34,640
You need to put that shovel down right now.

1122
00:52:34,640 --> 00:52:36,640
You need to use it a little bit better than that.

1123
00:52:37,680 --> 00:52:38,400
Sally, what?

1124
00:52:39,680 --> 00:52:42,880
Okay, and he tries to swing at you again.

1125
00:52:42,880 --> 00:52:43,680
Roll for initiative.

1126
00:52:46,960 --> 00:52:48,720
Well, that wasn't a great roll.

1127
00:52:48,720 --> 00:52:49,920
Make a death saving throw there.

1128
00:52:49,920 --> 00:52:51,280
Wait, sorry, 20.

1129
00:52:52,560 --> 00:52:54,080
Oh, I rolled a one.

1130
00:52:54,080 --> 00:52:55,200
I didn't roll a one.

1131
00:52:55,200 --> 00:52:59,440
I rolled a two and I have a minus one, so one.

1132
00:52:59,440 --> 00:53:00,880
That was a 10, so is that a fail?

1133
00:53:00,880 --> 00:53:01,840
No, it's a pass.

1134
00:53:01,840 --> 00:53:02,559
10 or higher.

1135
00:53:02,559 --> 00:53:03,059
Okay.

1136
00:53:03,840 --> 00:53:04,880
Ken is up first.

1137
00:53:05,680 --> 00:53:07,119
Listen, I'm really sorry.

1138
00:53:07,119 --> 00:53:10,720
I did want to have to do this and

1139
00:53:14,079 --> 00:53:17,760
oh, I left my daggers inside Moot's body.

1140
00:53:17,760 --> 00:53:19,680
We would say that you probably took them.

1141
00:53:21,200 --> 00:53:21,700
Really?

1142
00:53:22,320 --> 00:53:26,079
I have a feeling like the bickering and the dragging.

1143
00:53:26,079 --> 00:53:27,280
All right, well, that's on you then.

1144
00:53:28,079 --> 00:53:29,440
It's a character choice you made.

1145
00:53:30,240 --> 00:53:33,039
Yeah, I just feel like it probably would have happened.

1146
00:53:33,039 --> 00:53:33,599
Okay.

1147
00:53:33,599 --> 00:53:34,480
I mean, there's shovels.

1148
00:53:34,480 --> 00:53:35,440
You could go with a shovel.

1149
00:53:35,440 --> 00:53:36,079
Yeah.

1150
00:53:36,079 --> 00:53:37,519
This has been established.

1151
00:53:37,519 --> 00:53:40,240
Yeah, I pick up a shovel that's near me and

1152
00:53:42,240 --> 00:53:44,400
being very nonchAlydint about it, but I'm like,

1153
00:53:44,400 --> 00:53:47,200
listen, I really didn't want to have to do this because,

1154
00:53:48,000 --> 00:53:55,039
you know, we already got you and you could have made such a good one.

1155
00:53:56,720 --> 00:53:57,440
Got me what?

1156
00:53:57,440 --> 00:53:58,559
What are you talking about?

1157
00:53:59,519 --> 00:54:00,960
Do you enjoy your omelet?

1158
00:54:00,960 --> 00:54:03,119
And I swing at her with a shovel.

1159
00:54:03,760 --> 00:54:04,639
Roll the hit then.

1160
00:54:07,679 --> 00:54:08,480
Okay, 17.

1161
00:54:09,360 --> 00:54:09,860
Nope.

1162
00:54:12,400 --> 00:54:16,720
Shovel swings and glances off your armor or whatever you're wearing.

1163
00:54:16,720 --> 00:54:18,240
Just barely nicks you.

1164
00:54:19,280 --> 00:54:20,559
He swings at you with a shovel.

1165
00:54:22,000 --> 00:54:22,720
That's a 10.

1166
00:54:22,720 --> 00:54:24,079
Okay, now it's my turn.

1167
00:54:24,079 --> 00:54:24,880
Now it's your turn.

1168
00:54:26,320 --> 00:54:27,679
She dodges real good.

1169
00:54:28,400 --> 00:54:30,160
I'm going to try and hit Hillup.

1170
00:54:30,160 --> 00:54:32,000
I mean, I'm going to try and not.

1171
00:54:32,000 --> 00:54:32,560
I'm not trying to.

1172
00:54:33,360 --> 00:54:34,000
Non-lethal.

1173
00:54:34,640 --> 00:54:35,440
Non-lethal.

1174
00:54:35,440 --> 00:54:36,080
Exactly.

1175
00:54:37,040 --> 00:54:38,160
So that's a 22.

1176
00:54:39,200 --> 00:54:41,520
And you're going, sorry, you're going for who you think of as Hillup.

1177
00:54:41,520 --> 00:54:42,400
Hillup.

1178
00:54:42,400 --> 00:54:43,840
I'm less attached to him.

1179
00:54:43,840 --> 00:54:45,040
22 definitely hits.

1180
00:54:46,560 --> 00:54:48,000
So that's 13 damage.

1181
00:54:48,720 --> 00:54:50,960
Explain to me what it looks like when you

1182
00:54:51,680 --> 00:54:54,080
not kill because you were going for non-lethal,

1183
00:54:54,080 --> 00:54:55,200
but knock unconscious.

1184
00:54:56,000 --> 00:55:01,760
Well, I mean, I guess I must hit him hard with the non-pointy end,

1185
00:55:02,400 --> 00:55:04,320
with the flat end of the war pick,

1186
00:55:04,320 --> 00:55:09,120
not the flat end of the head rather than the pick-pointy,

1187
00:55:09,120 --> 00:55:10,960
super dangerous part of the pick.

1188
00:55:12,080 --> 00:55:16,400
So yeah, it hits him, I'm going to say in the side of the head,

1189
00:55:16,400 --> 00:55:18,560
and you just see the slow motion,

1190
00:55:19,360 --> 00:55:24,560
his face just mushes and spit flies out and a little bit of blood,

1191
00:55:24,559 --> 00:55:26,159
and he falls to the ground and say,

1192
00:55:26,159 --> 00:55:31,199
oh, Moot's got to roll a death saving throw.

1193
00:55:32,320 --> 00:55:32,820
Okay.

1194
00:55:34,400 --> 00:55:35,440
That is a two.

1195
00:55:35,440 --> 00:55:36,559
So that's one failure.

1196
00:55:37,440 --> 00:55:39,199
With all the commotion going on,

1197
00:55:40,400 --> 00:55:43,199
Sully and Hillup kind of stir.

1198
00:55:43,199 --> 00:55:44,799
So you're not really all there,

1199
00:55:44,799 --> 00:55:46,159
but you kind of look around.

1200
00:55:47,199 --> 00:55:50,480
You see Moot bleeding out on the floor in front of you.

1201
00:55:50,480 --> 00:55:52,159
You see Hillup across from you,

1202
00:55:53,119 --> 00:55:56,079
bound and gagged, and you're in this darker room,

1203
00:55:57,359 --> 00:56:01,359
and you hear commotion outside of the door that you can see.

1204
00:56:02,399 --> 00:56:05,920
Let's say that's your turn for this one with Sully,

1205
00:56:05,920 --> 00:56:06,879
and then it's back to Ken.

1206
00:56:07,679 --> 00:56:08,079
All right.

1207
00:56:08,079 --> 00:56:12,480
Well, Ken is going to swing again with that shovel.

1208
00:56:14,879 --> 00:56:17,279
Oh, that's only a 13.

1209
00:56:17,920 --> 00:56:20,079
Listen, you would have been a really good one.

1210
00:56:20,079 --> 00:56:20,639
One what?

1211
00:56:20,639 --> 00:56:21,759
What are you talking about?

1212
00:56:22,159 --> 00:56:23,279
Well, you're so big.

1213
00:56:24,480 --> 00:56:25,440
I guess it's just me.

1214
00:56:25,920 --> 00:56:26,719
Yeah, he rolled it.

1215
00:56:26,719 --> 00:56:28,960
He succeeded on a saving throw.

1216
00:56:29,759 --> 00:56:34,639
So that is only plus seven, 13.

1217
00:56:34,639 --> 00:56:36,879
No, 16.

1218
00:56:37,679 --> 00:56:38,960
If it means it beats.

1219
00:56:38,960 --> 00:56:39,460
Yep.

1220
00:56:39,920 --> 00:56:40,420
Okay.

1221
00:56:42,079 --> 00:56:42,799
12 damage.

1222
00:56:44,079 --> 00:56:46,000
You've gone done and died me.

1223
00:56:46,000 --> 00:56:48,000
Or at least I'm unconscious to you.

1224
00:56:48,000 --> 00:56:49,119
I wasn't trying to kill you.

1225
00:56:49,119 --> 00:56:50,239
I still think you're my friend.

1226
00:56:51,200 --> 00:56:57,200
So you two get, again, a swift hit that just takes the wind right out of you,

1227
00:56:57,200 --> 00:56:58,960
and you fall to the ground unconscious.

1228
00:56:59,600 --> 00:57:00,080
Ken.

1229
00:57:00,080 --> 00:57:01,200
I guess I'll look around.

1230
00:57:01,200 --> 00:57:03,200
I mean, again, we're in a very small space.

1231
00:57:03,200 --> 00:57:04,080
Do I see the door?

1232
00:57:05,120 --> 00:57:08,720
You probably see a bloody, dragged trail.

1233
00:57:08,720 --> 00:57:13,280
Definitely there is a bloody, dragged trail that goes into this side closet,

1234
00:57:13,280 --> 00:57:14,880
but you can presume is a closet.

1235
00:57:15,760 --> 00:57:16,000
Okay.

1236
00:57:16,000 --> 00:57:17,360
Well, I'm going to go open that.

1237
00:57:17,360 --> 00:57:20,640
You see Moot bleeding out inside,

1238
00:57:22,000 --> 00:57:27,280
and another Sully and Hilla found and gagged on the ground.

1239
00:57:27,280 --> 00:57:27,840
Oh, my God.

1240
00:57:27,840 --> 00:57:28,960
You guys, what's going on?

1241
00:57:28,960 --> 00:57:30,400
And I start untying them like,

1242
00:57:30,400 --> 00:57:33,039
I thought you were just outside and you were evil and you were trying to kill me.

1243
00:57:36,800 --> 00:57:39,840
Yeah, it's probably best that you didn't un-gag him.

1244
00:57:42,240 --> 00:57:43,039
Oh, my God.

1245
00:57:44,079 --> 00:57:46,000
I also would like to

1246
00:57:46,960 --> 00:57:47,840
Can you fix him?

1247
00:57:48,480 --> 00:57:50,320
Also, where is that handsome bastard?

1248
00:57:50,320 --> 00:57:53,039
I'm going to punch his beautiful face in.

1249
00:57:53,039 --> 00:57:54,639
They're both unconscious, I think,

1250
00:57:54,639 --> 00:57:56,960
but I hope someone can explain what's going on.

1251
00:57:56,960 --> 00:58:02,880
But I just put both my hands on Moot,

1252
00:58:03,440 --> 00:58:05,920
and he regains five hit points.

1253
00:58:06,559 --> 00:58:09,280
So you are back up to five there.

1254
00:58:09,280 --> 00:58:10,400
Moot, stable.

1255
00:58:11,360 --> 00:58:15,440
You see he's got two daggers cuts.

1256
00:58:15,440 --> 00:58:16,720
Well, two daggers, actually.

1257
00:58:16,720 --> 00:58:19,519
You probably pull the daggers from him before you do that, I would assume.

1258
00:58:20,480 --> 00:58:21,200
I do.

1259
00:58:21,200 --> 00:58:22,000
Yeah, that does.

1260
00:58:22,000 --> 00:58:24,880
I'm not a doctor, but that does seem like a better solution.

1261
00:58:24,880 --> 00:58:30,160
And then you see the wounds pull closed with a glowing light coming from your hands

1262
00:58:30,160 --> 00:58:33,280
and sealing up the wounds and stopping the flow of blood.

1263
00:58:34,240 --> 00:58:35,840
And Moot, you're back awake.

1264
00:58:35,840 --> 00:58:36,880
Groggy, but awake.

1265
00:58:40,480 --> 00:58:42,400
Sully, why?

1266
00:58:43,200 --> 00:58:43,680
Why what?

1267
00:58:43,680 --> 00:58:44,240
It wasn't.

1268
00:58:44,240 --> 00:58:44,800
I didn't do that to you.

1269
00:58:44,800 --> 00:58:45,840
It wasn't Sully.

1270
00:58:45,840 --> 00:58:48,240
There's an evil Sully and then an evil Hillop,

1271
00:58:48,240 --> 00:58:49,920
and they said they got me too,

1272
00:58:49,920 --> 00:58:52,240
but I got them and they're unconscious.

1273
00:58:52,240 --> 00:58:54,960
So what's going on, you guys?

1274
00:58:55,680 --> 00:58:56,960
Those are lumps.

1275
00:58:58,000 --> 00:58:58,960
Oh, oh.

1276
00:58:59,760 --> 00:59:01,519
Yeah, that's Ken and Barry.

1277
00:59:03,519 --> 00:59:05,760
They put more mushrooms in the omelet.

1278
00:59:05,760 --> 00:59:06,260
What?

1279
00:59:06,880 --> 00:59:10,320
Yeah, they got a whole grow up there.

1280
00:59:10,960 --> 00:59:19,120
I think they're going to try to get everyone to be like clone, like lump growers,

1281
00:59:19,760 --> 00:59:21,200
which isn't a job I wanted.

1282
00:59:23,200 --> 00:59:24,240
So when's that going to happen?

1283
00:59:24,240 --> 00:59:25,039
How long did it take?

1284
00:59:25,039 --> 00:59:25,840
I ate that omelet.

1285
00:59:25,840 --> 00:59:31,920
Am I going to turn into a lump or my lumps going to come out of my whatever thing happens?

1286
00:59:31,920 --> 00:59:32,240
I don't know.

1287
00:59:32,240 --> 00:59:35,039
It's probably going to be your butt, though, considering that dream that you had.

1288
00:59:37,200 --> 00:59:38,160
Oh, no.

1289
00:59:38,160 --> 00:59:38,800
Is that?

1290
00:59:38,800 --> 00:59:39,840
No, I don't know.

1291
00:59:40,160 --> 00:59:42,480
But I bet, though, if we can figure out what it is,

1292
00:59:43,200 --> 00:59:50,400
we can probably tie you down and cut it out before it becomes a fully formed thing.

1293
00:59:50,960 --> 00:59:54,880
Because remind me, you had an injury you didn't understand

1294
00:59:54,880 --> 00:59:58,640
and then it turned into a lump and then the lump came off your body.

1295
00:59:58,640 --> 01:00:01,600
Yeah, but I didn't want that lump to come off my body.

1296
01:00:02,240 --> 01:00:03,280
And you won't either.

1297
01:00:03,280 --> 01:00:04,160
You're going to love it.

1298
01:00:05,680 --> 01:00:09,120
Just feel like someone really knows you, you know, like inside.

1299
01:00:09,119 --> 01:00:09,679
You know what?

1300
01:00:09,679 --> 01:00:11,199
Maybe we could talk about this later.

1301
01:00:12,159 --> 01:00:15,039
What are we going to do with handsome and stupid over there?

1302
01:00:17,519 --> 01:00:18,159
Quite stupid.

1303
01:00:20,159 --> 01:00:21,440
I'll take Hillops.

1304
01:00:21,440 --> 01:00:22,880
Oh, thank you, good friend.

1305
01:00:24,639 --> 01:00:26,559
That was a dusty rag they used.

1306
01:00:27,599 --> 01:00:28,239
Dry mouth.

1307
01:00:30,239 --> 01:00:31,759
How long have you guys been here?

1308
01:00:34,000 --> 01:00:36,000
I've been here for a couple of few days.

1309
01:00:37,679 --> 01:00:38,639
Shit, really?

1310
01:00:38,639 --> 01:00:39,519
Yeah.

1311
01:00:39,519 --> 01:00:40,400
Jesus Christ.

1312
01:00:42,079 --> 01:00:42,719
Well, I don't know.

1313
01:00:44,239 --> 01:00:45,679
The last thing I remember is,

1314
01:00:46,799 --> 01:00:51,599
yeah, I remember going and checking on a suspicious figure when you guys were all sleeping.

1315
01:00:52,879 --> 01:00:54,400
So just last night?

1316
01:00:54,400 --> 01:00:54,900
Yeah.

1317
01:00:56,079 --> 01:00:58,079
Feels like I've been in this closet forever, though.

1318
01:00:59,440 --> 01:01:02,400
Well, let's go see what's up with those guys.

1319
01:01:04,879 --> 01:01:06,639
Are they dead now that I know they're bad guys?

1320
01:01:06,719 --> 01:01:08,879
Can their unconsciousness fade into death?

1321
01:01:10,000 --> 01:01:13,759
Well, I think we should probably see if they fed these mushrooms to anybody else.

1322
01:01:16,000 --> 01:01:18,799
Oh, I mean, I don't know.

1323
01:01:19,839 --> 01:01:21,599
Hillop, how long have you been in here?

1324
01:01:21,599 --> 01:01:23,199
It's like two or three days.

1325
01:01:23,199 --> 01:01:24,079
Oh, days.

1326
01:01:24,639 --> 01:01:26,799
Yeah, I've been locked up.

1327
01:01:26,799 --> 01:01:31,119
They keep coming in and kabonking me on my head, on my head noggin.

1328
01:01:32,239 --> 01:01:34,480
Mo, when you went to the library, they just went for a walk.

1329
01:01:34,480 --> 01:01:38,079
Remember when I got stopped by all those people about the Zumba classes?

1330
01:01:38,800 --> 01:01:43,440
Yeah, they disappeared on their own for a bit before they came back to the library.

1331
01:01:43,440 --> 01:01:48,639
But I mean, the only food I saw either one of them prepare was the omelet.

1332
01:01:48,639 --> 01:01:52,800
I mean, the baguette was still in its unsullied form.

1333
01:01:54,480 --> 01:01:56,559
So I think that's the only thing that you ate.

1334
01:01:56,559 --> 01:01:59,119
Unless they were feeding people down in the docks.

1335
01:01:59,119 --> 01:02:01,039
Unless they were putting it in the water supply.

1336
01:02:01,920 --> 01:02:03,519
Oh my god, Sully.

1337
01:02:03,519 --> 01:02:04,239
Why, I don't know.

1338
01:02:05,840 --> 01:02:08,400
I mean, I don't know that the water supply would be at the docks.

1339
01:02:08,400 --> 01:02:09,039
Is it a salt?

1340
01:02:09,599 --> 01:02:10,320
It's salt water.

1341
01:02:10,880 --> 01:02:14,880
I just don't know what Hillop's been doing or Barry's been doing these last few days is all.

1342
01:02:16,239 --> 01:02:16,800
You're right.

1343
01:02:16,800 --> 01:02:18,800
He's not been accounted for this entire time.

1344
01:02:19,759 --> 01:02:21,679
What you funky bunch want to do with them?

1345
01:02:23,360 --> 01:02:26,639
Do we kill them?

1346
01:02:26,639 --> 01:02:28,159
They seem like real people.

1347
01:02:28,159 --> 01:02:29,679
That seems like bad news bears.

1348
01:02:30,320 --> 01:02:32,239
It's like killing your own child.

1349
01:02:32,240 --> 01:02:33,680
It's like killing yourself.

1350
01:02:33,680 --> 01:02:34,560
Somebody else do it.

1351
01:02:34,560 --> 01:02:35,360
I don't want to do it.

1352
01:02:39,200 --> 01:02:41,920
Do we take them to the police?

1353
01:02:41,920 --> 01:02:43,680
Try to explain this situation?

1354
01:02:43,680 --> 01:02:49,440
Do we feed them mushrooms and then see what the clone of a clone looks like?

1355
01:02:50,000 --> 01:02:52,480
I don't think we should be doing experiments on them.

1356
01:02:52,480 --> 01:02:54,080
I think we need to destroy the mushrooms.

1357
01:02:54,080 --> 01:02:55,760
Can we agree we should destroy the mushrooms?

1358
01:02:55,760 --> 01:02:57,840
Yes, let's get rid of the mushrooms.

1359
01:02:57,840 --> 01:03:01,840
Okay, let's burn the night garden.

1360
01:03:03,040 --> 01:03:06,720
That's what I'm going to call my vagina from now on.

1361
01:03:06,720 --> 01:03:07,440
Oh, Jesus.

1362
01:03:10,160 --> 01:03:12,400
That's what it sounds like.

1363
01:03:12,400 --> 01:03:14,400
I'm ending my night garden.

1364
01:03:15,280 --> 01:03:20,240
Okay, yeah, I'm going to say you can absolutely burn the night garden.

1365
01:03:21,840 --> 01:03:22,720
Permission granted.

1366
01:03:23,280 --> 01:03:24,560
Great, we're going to burn the night garden.

1367
01:03:24,560 --> 01:03:26,800
Permission to never say night garden again.

1368
01:03:28,400 --> 01:03:29,040
We burned it.

1369
01:03:29,040 --> 01:03:30,320
It's gone forever.

1370
01:03:30,320 --> 01:03:31,520
Tough cookies.

1371
01:03:31,599 --> 01:03:36,000
You hear both of them, Ken and Barry, begin to groan.

1372
01:03:39,759 --> 01:03:44,320
What are you, like your mushroom people or something?

1373
01:03:47,199 --> 01:03:48,159
That's offensive.

1374
01:03:49,360 --> 01:03:50,719
I'm a real person.

1375
01:03:52,719 --> 01:03:57,599
We are the better versions of these two.

1376
01:03:58,480 --> 01:03:59,199
Well.

1377
01:04:00,239 --> 01:04:05,839
We are the twins.

1378
01:04:05,839 --> 01:04:13,279
We are the twins of them and now we have to kill them and then make more of us.

1379
01:04:14,799 --> 01:04:16,639
No, we're not going to let you kill them.

1380
01:04:19,599 --> 01:04:21,039
He begins to move for the shovel.

1381
01:04:24,000 --> 01:04:25,920
Okay, well then I'm going to hit him again.

1382
01:04:28,000 --> 01:04:29,119
This is 16.

1383
01:04:29,119 --> 01:04:30,079
16, we'll still do it.

1384
01:04:32,799 --> 01:04:34,719
That is nine damage.

1385
01:04:36,400 --> 01:04:41,759
I'm assuming this isn't non-lethal at this point.

1386
01:04:41,759 --> 01:04:43,360
This is no longer non-lethal.

1387
01:04:43,360 --> 01:04:47,920
I'm not that concerned about preserving the life of the weird mushroom clone of people.

1388
01:04:51,119 --> 01:04:57,440
Tell me how you kill Barry and then roll me a wisdom saving throw after you describe.

1389
01:04:58,400 --> 01:05:04,239
Okay, I think again, I'll just hit him with the, he's already pretty like,

1390
01:05:05,119 --> 01:05:07,279
so I, you know, I don't want it to be gross.

1391
01:05:07,279 --> 01:05:10,639
I'm just going to hit him with the flat side again.

1392
01:05:10,639 --> 01:05:14,480
But it's, I mean, these are two sustained temple injuries.

1393
01:05:14,480 --> 01:05:15,360
This is not great.

1394
01:05:15,360 --> 01:05:15,860
Yeah.

1395
01:05:16,719 --> 01:05:19,759
And then wisdom saving throw.

1396
01:05:19,759 --> 01:05:22,880
Hey, that is a 17.

1397
01:05:23,840 --> 01:05:28,640
You seem fine with murdering this person who looks like a good friend of yours.

1398
01:05:29,280 --> 01:05:29,760
Okay.

1399
01:05:29,760 --> 01:05:31,039
It's just a walk in the park.

1400
01:05:32,160 --> 01:05:35,440
She can separate good and evil, black and white.

1401
01:05:36,000 --> 01:05:36,559
It's true.

1402
01:05:37,280 --> 01:05:41,280
So now the only remaining baddie is Ken.

1403
01:05:42,320 --> 01:05:43,280
Yeah, hold on a second.

1404
01:05:43,280 --> 01:05:44,000
Hold on a second.

1405
01:05:44,000 --> 01:05:44,720
Hold on a second.

1406
01:05:44,720 --> 01:05:46,320
Wait, just wait, just hold on a second.

1407
01:05:46,320 --> 01:05:47,440
Just hold on, just wait.

1408
01:05:48,079 --> 01:05:48,559
Okay.

1409
01:05:48,559 --> 01:05:49,059
Okay.

1410
01:05:49,440 --> 01:05:50,880
All right, you're very reasonable.

1411
01:05:52,880 --> 01:05:55,680
Do you have some sort of explanation or something to say?

1412
01:05:55,680 --> 01:05:56,180
Yes.

1413
01:05:59,039 --> 01:06:01,119
I am not a bad person.

1414
01:06:03,519 --> 01:06:14,240
It is in my nature to help propagate my species and the survival of my species.

1415
01:06:15,440 --> 01:06:18,720
And we are an important part of the ecosystem.

1416
01:06:18,720 --> 01:06:20,960
Did you stab my good friend here as a moot?

1417
01:06:21,599 --> 01:06:22,559
Two times.

1418
01:06:22,559 --> 01:06:25,199
Well, once, but simultaneously twice.

1419
01:06:25,759 --> 01:06:29,759
That does not sound like good behavior for a friend to friend

1420
01:06:29,759 --> 01:06:33,119
to not be punched in the face until he's dead.

1421
01:06:34,320 --> 01:06:37,119
Yeah, but if you look at it from my perspective,

1422
01:06:37,759 --> 01:06:44,079
he was going to stop my people from living, a whole race of people.

1423
01:06:45,119 --> 01:06:47,920
So wouldn't you protect your family too?

1424
01:06:49,279 --> 01:06:50,880
Moot, you're up in initiative order.

1425
01:06:51,840 --> 01:07:00,240
I'm going to cast Magic Missile on this person who I thought was my friend.

1426
01:07:00,240 --> 01:07:00,740
Okay.

1427
01:07:02,640 --> 01:07:05,200
And that is, well, it's guaranteed hit.

1428
01:07:05,840 --> 01:07:09,760
I summon three darts of glowing magical force,

1429
01:07:10,800 --> 01:07:14,160
and I'm going to throw all three of them to hit simultaneously.

1430
01:07:14,160 --> 01:07:15,200
This is going to be messy.

1431
01:07:16,880 --> 01:07:20,720
First one's a three, second one's a two, so that's five.

1432
01:07:21,680 --> 01:07:23,680
And a four is nine damage.

1433
01:07:23,680 --> 01:07:30,240
Three magical bolts zip out in mid-sentence, as Ken is describing,

1434
01:07:30,240 --> 01:07:33,680
you know, the attempted murder on Moot.

1435
01:07:34,240 --> 01:07:37,840
And they strike him square in the chest and explode,

1436
01:07:37,840 --> 01:07:44,160
and gray and green guts shoot out and spill all over the floor

1437
01:07:44,160 --> 01:07:47,519
as he melts into the mausoleum floor.

1438
01:07:48,960 --> 01:07:50,480
Make a wisdom saving throw for me.

1439
01:07:51,440 --> 01:07:53,039
Gross.

1440
01:07:56,240 --> 01:08:00,480
That is, I really need to learn what the bonuses are on this character.

1441
01:08:00,480 --> 01:08:01,680
That's a 15.

1442
01:08:01,680 --> 01:08:03,440
You also seem fine with this murder.

1443
01:08:03,440 --> 01:08:05,920
Your, your, your separation is great.

1444
01:08:05,920 --> 01:08:07,519
Well, I mean, this person did stab me.

1445
01:08:07,519 --> 01:08:08,320
It's true.

1446
01:08:08,320 --> 01:08:09,360
True, true.

1447
01:08:09,360 --> 01:08:10,960
Just tried to, just tried to kill him.

1448
01:08:11,920 --> 01:08:14,559
In fact, almost did.

1449
01:08:15,519 --> 01:08:16,720
Oh my God, you guys.

1450
01:08:17,600 --> 01:08:19,039
Sorry you had to see that, Sully.

1451
01:08:19,600 --> 01:08:20,960
Yeah, you make a saving throw.

1452
01:08:20,960 --> 01:08:21,920
He was sexy.

1453
01:08:24,880 --> 01:08:25,519
Yeah, you're fine.

1454
01:08:27,359 --> 01:08:28,640
But there can only be one.

1455
01:08:29,279 --> 01:08:32,560
Guys, I don't know how, how fast this is going to happen.

1456
01:08:34,159 --> 01:08:36,960
I feel like it might be, not for a while,

1457
01:08:36,960 --> 01:08:40,560
but maybe I would like to be somewhere where I can't hurt anybody,

1458
01:08:40,560 --> 01:08:43,039
where I get my lump and then it turns into the thing.

1459
01:08:43,039 --> 01:08:48,720
And maybe can we just like go back to the temple for a few days

1460
01:08:48,720 --> 01:08:52,240
until we like, I flush this out of my system.

1461
01:08:52,240 --> 01:08:55,199
Well, yeah, and maybe we'll talk to that priestess lady

1462
01:08:55,199 --> 01:08:57,600
because she might know about, let's take a,

1463
01:08:57,600 --> 01:09:01,280
okay, let's first, let's take a mushroom sample.

1464
01:09:01,920 --> 01:09:03,199
And she burned them already.

1465
01:09:03,199 --> 01:09:04,800
Oh, we've already burned the night garden.

1466
01:09:05,520 --> 01:09:06,240
Okay.

1467
01:09:06,240 --> 01:09:10,240
Well, we can describe a mushroom to her

1468
01:09:10,240 --> 01:09:13,119
and then maybe she can, she knows about them

1469
01:09:13,840 --> 01:09:15,520
or we can find a book about them.

1470
01:09:16,320 --> 01:09:23,600
And then maybe there's some sort of like potion or, you know, substance.

1471
01:09:25,200 --> 01:09:25,680
Yeah.

1472
01:09:25,680 --> 01:09:28,160
And if not, worst case, we cut it out of you.

1473
01:09:29,120 --> 01:09:31,600
I mean, you won't even really have to cut it out.

1474
01:09:31,600 --> 01:09:33,680
It just will form and then it will escape

1475
01:09:33,680 --> 01:09:34,800
and then you can kill it.

1476
01:09:34,800 --> 01:09:37,760
Well, I was kind of hoping maybe we could catch it before it can run.

1477
01:09:38,560 --> 01:09:42,160
I mean, it's just a little lump and we'll be in a locked room, but okay, sure.

1478
01:09:43,119 --> 01:09:46,000
Yeah, I feel like if we're all ready for it.

1479
01:09:46,000 --> 01:09:49,599
Well, I'm just, listen, I just spent the better part of a day

1480
01:09:49,599 --> 01:09:51,599
locked in a closet next to.

1481
01:09:51,599 --> 01:09:56,000
Yeah, after seeing what those lumps can do, cautious is good.

1482
01:09:56,000 --> 01:09:59,119
All right, let's get you back to a priestess because.

1483
01:10:00,319 --> 01:10:01,519
Yeah, now I got it.

1484
01:10:01,519 --> 01:10:03,599
Caleb, how do you feel about teaching Zumba?

1485
01:10:05,279 --> 01:10:07,119
I'm not very good at the Zumbas.

1486
01:10:08,239 --> 01:10:08,960
Okay, well.

1487
01:10:09,600 --> 01:10:14,480
I mean, you are you talking about just like cover while you do the thing?

1488
01:10:14,480 --> 01:10:18,159
Because I could I could fill in for a couple of days

1489
01:10:18,159 --> 01:10:20,800
while you get your your business taken care of.

1490
01:10:22,159 --> 01:10:26,159
Yeah, why don't you try and run the class tomorrow?

1491
01:10:26,159 --> 01:10:27,760
I get your business taken care of.

1492
01:10:27,760 --> 01:10:30,239
It's like she's getting like a Brazilian done or something.

1493
01:10:31,439 --> 01:10:33,119
I'll be tending my night guard.

1494
01:10:33,119 --> 01:10:37,920
You guys exit the mausoleum and all the gore inside.

1495
01:10:38,960 --> 01:10:41,600
You just got to leave it there.

1496
01:11:08,960 --> 01:11:25,119
Intro music was by Kavin MacLeod of Incompetech.Filmmusic.io.

1497
01:11:25,119 --> 01:11:29,039
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1498
01:11:29,039 --> 01:11:33,199
Thank you to our supporting producers, Gabriel Lynch, Ryan Cushman,

1499
01:11:33,199 --> 01:11:37,600
Joshua Dixon, Devin Michaels, Cat Waterflame, and Jacob Madden.

1500
01:11:37,600 --> 01:11:41,200
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1501
01:11:44,000 --> 01:11:50,960
You tap them on the shoulder and it's a wait for it.

1502
01:11:52,079 --> 01:11:54,640
It's an animatronic peach, which is a weird.

1503
01:11:56,400 --> 01:11:58,240
This library is a crazy.

1504
01:11:58,240 --> 01:12:00,800
This is a terrible NPC generator that I've picked here.

1505
01:12:01,920 --> 01:12:02,640
It is.

1506
01:12:02,640 --> 01:12:04,480
I just gave you animatronic peach.

1507
01:12:04,480 --> 01:12:06,160
You don't want to use that, right?

1508
01:12:06,159 --> 01:12:14,000
I open the door and inside you see Sully and Hillop bound and gagged and unconscious.

1509
01:12:16,479 --> 01:12:18,079
Okay, not unconscious.

1510
01:12:18,079 --> 01:12:19,279
Sorry, I missed the unconscious.

1511
01:12:20,880 --> 01:12:21,599
Let's cut that.

1512
01:12:24,079 --> 01:12:25,680
He makes a lot of noises when he sleeps.

1513
01:12:26,319 --> 01:12:29,680
How many times did you have to roll to finally admit defeat?

1514
01:12:29,680 --> 01:12:30,559
That he failed and missed it.

1515
01:12:30,559 --> 01:12:32,239
I rolled for several different things.

1516
01:12:33,119 --> 01:12:34,079
He was just like.

1517
01:12:34,079 --> 01:12:34,880
They were all bad.

1518
01:12:35,359 --> 01:12:38,079
That's why you heard it, saw it, and dodged it.

1519
01:12:39,119 --> 01:12:44,159
Dumbgeons and Dragons is a dumb dragons production.